I don't even know you anymore.
Friday, July 24, 2009 
Oh, Jill Zarin. I am very troubled by THIS. I don't know what shocks me more--the fact that you broke bread with Jon Gosselin or that Michael Lohan owns a house in the Hamptons (I wouldn't think that writing open letters to your famous wreck of a daughter really brings in a lot of cash).
Seriously, Jill. I don't get it. I can only hope you were there to teach a seminar called "Hopping off Your Kids' Gravy Train: What to do when people start putting you in the same category as Joe Jackson."
(thanks to all who emailed me with this story. JUICY.)
Anyone catch Andy Cohen last night? More cocktails, and Kelly Ripa fake-smoking. I didn't watch the whole thing, but I will because how can anyone resist this? (esp. when he's so giggly and buzzed):
INDEED.
Reader Comments (8)
When I saw this in GReader it said "Jill, please explain yourself". I about shit myself. You scared me!!
HA! that's why I changed the title, for all of the Jills out there.
But....DO you have any explaining to do, Jill? You sound guilty. :)
totally. I liked her and then THIS.
that Gosselin is a piece of work. I mean I realize he's been beaten down for however many years and he sorta didn't know who he was until now but jeez can you say mid-life crisis at 32?
Kate is looking more sane each day. I think she and Jennifer Aniston should have dinner together and compare notes.
Andy Cohen needs to bone me. SGM, can't you call Bravo and make this happen?
HEY.
Where did your post on Kelly's SNAKES joory go?? I was trying to find the article. You're going to make me go search for it, aren't you?
It is my belief that Jill attended purely for the WTF comedic value.
Michael Lohan has a house in the Hamptons?????!
The snakes joory post got left behind at the old blog. I didn't think anyone would notice! I'll bring it over for you.
Harvey, we need to prioritize!
Michael Lohan must have some family $.
This whole thing made my head hurt. Stephen Hawking may need to explain it to me...