Friday
Jul172009
I hope he doesn't get a restraining order against me
Friday, July 17, 2009 
QUIET DESPAIR
By SGM
Lonely
In a crowd
Arms hanging
Restless
Lost
Longing
for someone
a blogger, maybe
to rescue him from this boring wedding
and fill the emptiness
with heterosexual love
Flower Petals
By SGM
Flower petals
Goddamn flower petals
Annoying
Unnecessary
Not funny
Someone will pay
This is why celebs should be wary of friends posting (precious and vulnerable) pictures of them on facebook. Sometimes, thank God, they end up in my inbox.
Thanks, LH.
Reader Comments (10)
GAWD, you are funny. Can I be your BFF? I would settle for just F.
"Jeff! Your sleeves are ASYMMETRICAL!"
(Waiting for the blood to start trickling out his ears...)
Flower petal picture is pricelesss. Oh, Jeff.
You're welcome, SGM.
That is some excellent poetry.
Anon, yes. BFFS.
Harvey, somewhere Ryan is giggling into his computer screen and wishing he had a man like you in his life.
Brittany, I almost DIED when I saw the flower picture.
Leah, WE MUST PROTECT YOUR ANONYMITY. You are my source, I can't have you dry up!
He reacts to those flowers like a cat reacts to having water sprayed in its face - DO NOT WANT!
'like a cat reacts to having water sprayed in it's face-don not want!'
HILARIOUS! Oh, I forgot how much I am missing me some J.L. When are they going to get on with it and start the new season already?! How is he holding up during this crisis? So many questions...
LOVE the cat-water analogy. So perfect.
Hot diggity dayum, you little b! This new space is fantastico!! Congrats, mama:)
PS: Jeff is currently printing out your poems and sticking them on his inspiration board.
Jeez, that really is an ill-fitting suit. All bunched up like some Men's Warehouse clearance item...