Imitation is the sincerest...
Monday, November 9, 2009 way to make yourself look like a hooker, at least when it comes to Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak.
This is Meagan Kim and Big Papa. Ingenious!
Did you notice the cross around BP's neck? This small detail causes me to imagine a personality for him, a douchebag personality that says, "I can't get divorced because marriage is a covenant. Out of respect for God, Kim must remain my ho." I also love the fact that Meagan Kim is holding Marlboro Reds. You KNOW Kim is hardcore like that!
Feast your eyes on Kelly Kim:
Did a chill just run down your spine? The low-cut dress and that wig are dead-on, but when you add her expression and pose, it's downright CREEPY in its accuracy. Impressive, Kelly Kim. Very impressive.
Thank you, ladies!
Change of subject: I bet you think I've forgotten all about the Flipping Out finale, eh? OH NO I HAVE NOT. My esteemed tv-watching colleague, Gayhooker, has generously agreed to write a recap for all of you because my lazy ass is feeling overwhelmed right now. Even though it happened two weeks ago, we must discuss it, no matter how much it hurts. Look for it tomorrow.
Reader Comments (7)
*WHEW* I was starting to worry, SGM...YAY, Gayhooker!! Your comments always impress. Be sure to include the "rollover minutes"; I haven't stopped laughing for 2 weeks.
I haven't paid attention to Kim's cigarette brand fav but I would have pegged her as a menthol -lights girl.
yay gayhooker!
I am ashamed that I noticed this, but Kim smokes Newport King 100s. I saw a carton in her fridge.
AHHHHHHH, Newports. Are those the really skinny menthols?
Good eye, sweetshorn!
I love this blog, I really do. I look forward to the posts, and I love reading them. However, I don't care for the photos of the fans dressed up like Housewives. I come here because I love the housewives (or Jeff or Jenni, or whatever). Seeing people dressed up as Kim Z doesn't interest me. Am I the only one?
Thanks.
Sorry, I think you are, because I thought those costumes were a riot!