Drop that top, yeah it's my world
Wednesday, November 4, 2009 I now present...the Kim Zolciak Halloween Parade!
1. First up is Laura. If Big Papa ever sees this photo, Laura's going to wake up to find an diamond encrusted Escalade in her driveway. She's Kim, but about 100x hotter.
Hubba hubba!
2. Next is Susan. I love the flashing of the ca$h here. Susan is from Kentucky and told me that everyone thought she was Dolly Parton, which is not a bad guess as Kim and Dolly have a few things in common--blonde wigs, an enormous rack and at least one hit song. Sadly, Dolly is the only one who can sing (and she might be the only one with a vagina).
Thank you, Susan!
3. A couple's costume--Big Papa and Kim (aka Kristin)! Kim wishes she looked this good:
Such an eye for detail here--the drained wine glass, the cigarette, the gargantuan boobies. Excellent work.
Thank you to Laura, Susan and Kristin for submitting your photos! I know there are more of you out there, so please email me at scentedglossymagazines[at]gmail[dot]com to share the radiance of your cheap (yet authentic) wigs.
And now, the real thing! Here is autotune Kim singing Tardy for the Party, LIVE (kind of). Andy Cohen's subtle dancing and lip-synching...well, it makes me happy to be alive.
I think about 5 of you (including me) are psyched for tonight's season premiere of Real Housewives of Orange County. We will be discussing it. WOO to the HOO, bitchez!
Reader Comments (5)
Kim's head must itch all day long with that wig of hers.
Yeah, Andy totally makes this clip. Kim is completely ridiculous...
Well done, bishes!
SGM, glad you didn't die.
You notice how they had her mike turned down so you could only (mostly) hear the recording.
And I was one of the 5 waiting for RHOC (I never thought you'd hear me say that and it's all your fault! :-). I had to feed my husband a really filling dinner so he'd fall asleep so I could watch without judgment. Ha.
What a bold post to make your triumphant return!
I think Susan should have taken the Dolly Parton thing as a compliment as Dolly at least admits that she looks a bit tranny-hooker. Unfortunately for Kim, she just thinks she looks HAWT.
I missed the OC PREMIERE tonight, but I have found someone with a DVR and made them my friend and I will catch up this weekend. Don't worry your pretty little head.