Tuesday
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I'm alive,
Tuesday, November 3, 2009 BUT WHAT IS THE POINT now that my Tuesday nights are as empty as Kelly Bensimon's cranial cavity?
Also, Susannah reported that Rachel Zoe is a big bitch in real life. Oh God, oh God, I CAN'T BREATHE.
To keep you entertained while I try to pull it together,
1. Speaking of that dumbass Kelly, she gives Bethenny parenting advice here. At least I think that's what it is. It could also be an explanation of how to get pregnant. (thanks, Malena.)
2. Megan tipped us off to these photos in the comments of the last post and if you didn't look at them, well, you need to look at them. I mean, REALLY:
I'm starting to feel better already.
3. Any of you dress up as Kim Zolciak for Halloween? Send me photos!
Reader Comments (27)
I'm scared for that baby. I wonder if she put blush and lipgloss on her yet.
Damn! I can't believe the bubble machine gave out right before that picture was taken! If you take enough pictures at Glamor Shots, will they just pack up the van, props, outfits and all, and come to you in certain circumstances when you can't get to the mall??