From the desk of Harvey Millstein, Certified Interior Decorator

This pleases me.

If Levi Johnston was a religion, I would be the Pope of it.

(Amen, Your Holiness.  For those of you who don't know, this is the virile Levi with New York socialite Tinsley Mortimer, whom I predict will end up with at least triplets as a direct result of this photo op.)

photo via Gawker.

Comments

[Tiffany]

Levi's 15 minutes have been the longest of my entire life.

[gayhooker]

I'd hit that

[richie]

SGM your fans have the best one liners of ANY blog

[Spry On The Wall]

He's such a stain...

[joni]

i dont get it. at all. and i'm an alaskan. i do, however, know marvin his personal trainer and that guy is a total package. he should get more airtime - when he gets his own reality show with the bodyguard sherman (marvin's brother), we all need to watch!

[sarah]

Up until this moment I thought I could like her.

[anon]

Tinsley Mortimer attending the Fleshbot Awards? IN LOVE with her now.

[Harvey Millstein, Certified Interior Decorator]

(High-fiving gayhooker)

[~M]

Spry - He should have been a bigger stain...on his parent's bed sheets!