Thursday
Nov122009
Slade? A famewhore?
Thursday, November 12, 2009 How dare you! A famewhore would brazenly show off his junk at a tanning party, while Slade would never...oh. Wait.
Points to Gretchen for "Lynne and I, we got to second base in the tent," but she also gets points taken away for not having cellulite. Bitch.
Do I need to remind you that RHOC is tonight? I didn't think so. Viva la tanning parties!
(The embed code for the video of the tanning party is not working, so please go HERE to watch more desperate cries for attention.)
Reader Comments (22)
Ugh, Slade.
As my husband put it, "I just don't think he's a very good person."
Husband is a nicer person than I.
Why?
I haven't watched this yet but when I see this shiz I want to flog myself for being a Real Housewives fan.
{my head is hung in shame} - don't worry I'm sure it will only be a moment.
He is so effing gross. I'm going to start acting like I don't even watch any RH and then I will secretly watch it and fulfill my need to discuss through this anonymous source. THank you, SGM. I am ashamed that I contribute to his livelihood (even if he's probably living in Gretchen's mom's basement by now). What a scummy... I don't even know.
Okay, I hate to admit this...
I hate Slade much less this time around than I ever have before. But it's only the second episode so we'll see where it goes...
God he is good to look at.
Most recent anon, your comment gave me an instant headache. But then again, I think Levi is a hot piece, so who am I to judge?
I am going to recap the shit out of this episode.
(runs off sobbing)
I think he wants to be a porn star? Wouldn't be surprised if there was a sex tape of him and whoever already out there.
Waited for my "watching buddy" to return from vacation to watch this episode. Two things: Tamra is evil incarnate and the Gundersons (or whatever) in Italy? As the Mom is quoted ad nauseum, "Who cares?". Oh, and don't get me started on the plastic surgery. Bring it on, SGM.
The escapade to Italy was truly embarrassing. Hello, has anyone heard of a class in Italian? Or even a phrase book? The waiter was so polite (classy, as the girls would say) in dealing with these Ugly Americans. Wait, the menu is in ITALIAN? I mean WTF? Why don't I just keep saying stuff over and over in English until this guys GETS it.
Slade is gross. What kind of human being doesn't visit their dying kid or pay any child support? He and Gretchen deserve each other. The show should be called the Vile Housewives of the OC. But that doesn't mean I won't be watching every Thursday night.
P.S. Levi is pretty hot.
Slade is a repulsive loser-- does he even have a job?? He is NOT hot, you wierdos.
I am not one to defend Gretchen, but all these comments from stupid Tamra about how she was only with Jeff for his money are getting old. They each obviously got something out of the relationship and Jeff didn't seem like an idiot. So it was money that attracted her to him-- would he have wanted to be with Gretchen if she'd been a fat midget with bad hair? I doubt it. For whatever reason, they made each other happy and it's really not any of Tamra's business, daily phone calls or not. Doesn't she have caller ID? Just don't answer the phone. She is so jealous of Gretchen it's painful to watch.
Next stop for Slade... Tamra.
Slade is hot. Hotness has nothing to do with character. Sorry. File under "Life is unfair."
Good Lord Lynn's fake jugs look crazy huge with just Gretchens hands covering them...her skinny liitle body must be exhausted carrying those big bags of liquid plastic around. Good role model for her girls.
Slade looks good but the slime trail he leaves behind him wherever he goes overrides that.
I'm confused and would appreciate it if someone (brighter) than me could clarify this for me. I thought Gretchen met Jeff and started dating him all within a year’s time. But she keeps saying that she has known douche bag, I mean Slade Slimmy for eight years and that Jeff brought Slimmy into her life. Is this Dimwit speaking of beyond the grave? But wait, that doesn't even work because according to her, she's known him since the time she should have been in college. What did I miss? Can someone please clarify this for me? And then slap me really, really REALLY HARD for even caring.
I believe that Gretchen is a big fat liar and/or stupid so that's the reason she can't keep her stories straight. She has known Slade and Jo for many years so obviously Jeff couldn't have brought Slade into Mr. Ed's life. She's just a dipshit is all.
I believe that Gretchen is a big fat liar and/or stupid so that's the reason she can't keep her stories straight. She has known Slade and Jo for many years so obviously Jeff couldn't have brought Slade into Mr. Ed's life. She's just a dipshit is all.
Slade gives a whole new meaning to the words "sock puppet".
I think the Zoe, Lewis and Atlanta combo is my favorite reality coctail so right now I'm still having the DT's and all the OC gals are just Pissing. Me. Off . I die.
I don't know if I can admit to watching this anymore...
I love Slade. It was Jo I detested. Gretchen is only slightly less annoying, but I am kind of digging this new union.
1. These women are not allowed to leave the country anymore. I was so embarrassed watching the Gunvalmoneysons in Italy.
2. Slade is so desperate for attention it is sad (but funny, in a sadistic sort of way) and he. has. not. aged. well.
3. When Lynne's daughter asked for a beer...did anyone else get the feeling that Lynne was more shocked that she asked while filming, rather than just the fact that she asked?
Lynne is totally that mom who allows (read- is so naive it just happens and she pretends it doesn't) underage drinking in her house. We all knew a kid in high school with those parents.
So gross! I seriously couldn't keep my eyes open during those scenes. There was a 16 year old there! Slade is the epitome of a douche bag. GROSS!