Thursday
Nov122009
What a blissful existence
Thursday, November 12, 2009 ...to be so completely unaware that you're wearing a car seat cover as a coat.
Who do you think she's talking to on the phone? I'm guessing it's one of her bikinis.
(p.s. There is a Jeff v. Ryan debate going on in the comments of the last post. Please join in the discussion and declare your allegiance. Also, see the details of the party gayhooker is throwing at Valley Oak tomorrow. He still needs someone to bring a few more appetizers and some blow).
Reader Comments (19)
SGM, did you swipe this shot from The Satarolist? As far as the blow goes, I'd had been the supplier if it were the 90's......
You know, when you wake up on a random stranger's floor, sometimes the best thing to do is just wrap yourself in the bath mat and hit the door. And then call Betheny Frankel on your way home and brag about it.
I seriously wouldn't be shocked to find out that was her bathmat.
She's branching out from jewelry: its part of her Pocahontus clothing line.
For summer, she should wear one of those car seat covers made of wooden beads.
At least she's wearing clothes. Let's all be thankful of that.
Guys, that may not be a phone she's talking into, could be a pack of gum or a rock or something. She's not the coldest beer in the fridge...
You all shame me. So much funnier than I am.
Could be rock she's talking into, wooden beads, Pocahontas, BATHMAT and Bethenny. You all are KILLING me.
Did anyone call cheeseballs yet? I'll put those frilly toothpicks in them so they look nice and classy, okay? Will Tamra be there? Just want to make sure we don't wear the same dress. You KNOW how she gets... Also, Gayhooker, are you going to have a little table set up for holiday shopping? I was hoping to get a cuff or two of Lynn's. And I thought I could mix a little salsa and CHeez Whiz in honor of Jeff's love of El Pollo Loco. Just let me know how many jars to mix up and whether one bag of Frito's Scoops will be enough. But tell Slade to keep his pubic hair away from my god damned dip.
I really appreciate the invite, Gayhooker. Thank you. And I apologize for the profanity.
Bwahhahahaha! This is classic.
"I know! I got this totally hot dress-- totally! And I'm like a rugged New Yorker because I, like drive a Bronco. So anyway, I'm driving around one day and I notice someone left this totally hot dress on the front seat of my car! So I'm wearing it and my daughter Sea sees me and is like, Mom! You need to put pants on with that! Seriously! She wouldn't let me out of the house until I put pants on with this dress! I was rully, rully upset, but I'm a rugged mom who puts her daughters first, so I was like, Okay, Sea! But rully! Oh, I gotta go. I just walked right into a driving car and it rully hurts!"
It's like she's wearing the lining to a doggie bed.
Let's just be thankful that it appears she's walking on the SIDEWALK.
Something about this picture makes me want to see Kelly BS and Kim Z in the same room, sharing a few chards. I'd watch that. Battle of the Entitled Egos! Hey, maybe Andy should think of blending shows or having a Real Housewives Challenge... or maybe not.
Sparkie, please do NOT tempt Andy with those ideas. Thank you.
I just shit myself! Sorry, I know that is a completely classless thing to say. Very sorry.
Big laugh at Anon's doggie bed comment.....thank you for that! Ahhhhh.....good times, good times.
If it was cold enough to wear a sheepskin blanket then why the eff does she have old lady slip ons from Walgreens with her pants rolled up?
Oh yeah, I forgot she's a total moron.
Would you expect any less from the Ambassador of Wool? I mean rully.
Ahhhhh! I forgot about the ambassador of wool! Now it all makes sense.
No, SGM. It does not make sense. The Ambassador of Wool is supposed to make wool more APPEALING and inspire us to turn to wool for various uses. The Ambassador of Wool is NOT supposed to make wool look ridiculous. Okay?!