"Is ya wig squeezin ya brain, heffah?"
Thursday, October 22, 2009 I tell you, if I have to watch that commerical one more time, I AM GOING TO LOSE MY GD MIND. It was on approximately 42 times last night during Top Chef and as a result, I have further honed my useless skill of imitating NeNe. (btw, please feel free to discuss last night's Top Chef in the comments. I'm not a regular watcher so I'd love to know your thoughts. Those brothers! They're...smoldering).
For some reason, I am still watching Real Housewives of Atlanta and I know a handful of you are too. Thank GOD Bravo is putting us out of our misery tonight with the season finale. Check out this video, and then tell me, who is the bigger bitch? (okay, trick question, it is and will always be Sheree, but Dwight gives her a run for her money with his bossy, patronizing bullshittery):
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Reader Comments (21)
Shout out SWM to let you know I love your site! Dedicated follower for a few years. Has anyone filled you in..."allegedly" the houses of MeMe and HeRee are all "props" for the show?
Sorry, kind of tired tonight, obviously, SGM!
Dwight would last 0.032 nanosecond in Manhattan. The man knows nothing. He gets all his information about high-end living from back issues of Southern Hair.
Top Chef is dead to me. It has been since the incredibly adorable Fabio was mistreated last season and that hack who was in charge of a "fish restaurant" and couldn't cook a fish to save his damn life (Hosea) won. Let's never speak of it again.
OMG. I will praise the Bravo gods the day this miserable RHOA is FINALLY over! But I'll admit I can't wait until November 5!
Kim nailed it: "Moose" is the perfect nickname for NeNe.
Every time Kim was being interviewed in that hankerchief her right nip was peeking out the top. All these woman are such self centered idiots - except Kandi.
I love Lisa and Ed's response to huge loss of income: Have another baby.
You are all a riot. That totally makes sense about Sheree's and NeNe's houses being props. That would explain the lack of furniture and why they never do anything but go out to restaurants. I have completely lost interest-- except for Kandi, they are all just too ridiculous, but I still like to read SGM's posts on the topic!
I have not enjoyed this season of TRHofATL...but I just cannot stop watching. Bravo needs to never make a season this long again. I can't wait for the OC.
NeNe used to be one of my top fav housewives, but I am over her. She was such a bully last night. Kim is an alcoholic, Kandi seems genuinely nice, Lisa and Ed are cute (though I hated the boob smooshing dress she wore to Sha-Ray's fashion show, it wasn't fashion) and Sha-Ray is evil. Hate.
Love Top Chef. The younger V brother is adorable and cocky. I bet he wins. When he wins, I also bet that his older brother flips out and things get really messy. Robin needs to go about 4 episodes ago.
Kim, cover up those grotesque boobs, that is supposed to be what? Pretty, or are you out trolling for the next big poppa? Yeah and maybe you have an alcohol or a wine addiction? so there she sits, giant boobs, tons of jewelry, the wig and a cigarette in her hand pretty girl
I still choke on my boo berry cereal every time I recall Nene referring to Kandi as 'ghetto'
Holy cow is she messed up!
loved the clip! all that fuss over some really shitty clothes. hope bravo knows when to axe this one...
Love your Blog!!!!!
The Atlanta housewives are a mess! Ne Ne really has turned into a mean spirited person. I think she is really insecure and being a bully makes her feel powerful. She just doesn't seem like a happy person.
I am enjoying Top Chef this season. Padma does annoy me a bit.
Love Top Chef.....at least they have talent, occupations, etc., and the bitch factor is more interesting than those silly Atlanta hot messes because they have KNIVES!!!!!!!!!!! Bring on the OC girls, the REAL Real Housewives.
LOVE Top Chef. Real people (as opposed to "personalities") with true passion and knowledge for what they do. But Bravo is really starting to lose credibility with these "housewives." If they are now funding prop houses and fashion shows to keep these heffas going, what's the point? The whole point of the show was to watch these real people living in some kind of fantasy world (that they actually had). Yes, I'm looking forward to the OC, but with some caution, because those ladies all seemed pretty miserable last season. Where's the joy? I used to enjoy crazy Vicki, but she has let her 15 minutes go to her head and was so MEAN. It's not even as much fun to laugh at Kim and NeNe since they've gone from silly and gauche to just MEAN and crazy and completely egotistical. Kandi is interesting because of her accomplishments. You see her, you know why she has money-- she has a real occupation and YOU ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT IT IS. You see her with her daughter, you see her at work. Kim and Nene are just kind of wonking along with their "wahn" sloshing out of the glass while they make total asses out of themselves and don't even care. And that Dwight is such an ASS. How the eff does HE earn a living? He reminds me of Slade, trying to hang on to a housewife for a little face time. Ha! Slade! Bleh.
How is NENE entitled to call anyone a heifer????
i watched this travesty of a show last night. i am curious as to why the cameras weren't there for the nene/kim choke fest. and at atlantic station no less..i frequent the target there. and why were those two pussyboogers even at atlantic station? their homes are about 20 miles from atlantic station. this show is an embarrassment to atlanta.
and did anyone watch andy's drunk ass try to interview an obviously uncomfortable matthew broderick?
The only Housewives shows that have life in them anymore are NY and NJ.
NeNe Leakes?
Why yes, I believe she does. The heffa.
Huh?
I loved early on in the season (at Kim's wig party...so ridiculous) when NeNe said "I'm a size 8...could go down to a size 6...but I don't want to. Why? Because I'm f**king hone-gry!"
OK, if NeNe is a size 8...then I am a size 0. In what world is NeNe a size 8?!
I am excited for the OC, but I think this might be the last OC season I can watch. Bravo needs some new material.
Matthew Broderick always looks uncomfortable...drunk Andy or no drunk Andy.