I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

1.  I tried to watch Millionaire Matchmaker last night, but just couldn't get through it.  I appreciate Patti's straight-talking advice but I find the show (and her engagement) to be fake and boring.  Plus, someone needs to tell her to not wear her skirts so short.

"Um, Patti?  That's where I eat my lunch."

2.  How does this make you feel?

 The shirt should have been left ON.  But I'd still hit it.

3.  Confirmed:  Kelly Bensimon is nekkid in the March issue of Playboy.  Wow, what a coincidence!  That's when Season 3 premieres! 

Of course I'm buying it.

4.

 "No, look!  A little bronzer on the Adam's apple and you can't even tell I have one!"

5.  I would like to dedicate the song referenced in the title of this post to my friend Alfredo, who is getting married this weekend.  Big congratulations to you and Sue (who is actually super awesome and not a bitch in any sense of the word)(except the badass sense).

6.  I know I told you that I'd have a RHOC post for you, but I think we've exhausted the subject.  "Dougall" is not a "psychic," and Gretchen struggled bulimia.  Also, Gretchen and Lynne's dogs love to frolic in the park.

That's all, my loves.  Keep it street.