God, I live for these moments. KCS Cougar and SGM should be household names.
Quotes I try to casually work into conversations:
Al Sharpton! Oh, my god. Tell your husband he is in the midst of a deep homosexual panic. Who gonna check me Boo? I'm a top level executive. Satchels of Gold Baawwbbyy!!!
I liked the Kelly cartoon best, all around. btw pardon my ignorance but I missed when she said 'satchels of gold' and 'al sharpton', what episode was that?
Reader Comments (42)
what's NOT my favorite part??
freaking genius.
So. Awesome.
I love it!!
Laughed 'til I cried. Haven't done that for a while. Thank you, SGM!
Jill with the silence of the lambs mask on too funny
EVERY. SINGLE. SECOND.
So F'in funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i like your recaps a thousand times better, sgm.
I agree lizzie! SGM's recaps are the hi-light of my Real Ho-Bags week.
I'm happy that no one says: "bring it" on RHONY!
money can't buy you class!!
brilliant. "Andy I'm almost out of Pinot!"
My favorite was the satchels of gold surrounding Kelly
God, I live for these moments. KCS Cougar and SGM should be household names.
Quotes I try to casually work into conversations:
Al Sharpton!
Oh, my god. Tell your husband he is in the midst of a deep homosexual panic.
Who gonna check me Boo?
I'm a top level executive.
Satchels of Gold
Baawwbbyy!!!
FANTASTIC! I'm with KC - the satchels of gold...
I hearted how they added little tumor-like protrusions coming out of Bethenny's jaw.
except Jill isn't witty.
I think the satchels of gold and actual Al Sharpton were my favorites...KCS never fails to please. :)
Never drink coffee while watching this otherwise it might spew out.
I liked the Kelly cartoon best, all around. btw pardon my ignorance but I missed when she said 'satchels of gold' and 'al sharpton', what episode was that?
Love the Hannibal Lecter Mask on Jill! Too bad it doesn't really work in real life - the bitch.
ok I googled satchels of gold, now i remember. It was difficult to remember because it had no context clues. Which is normal, I guess.
the only thing missing is MORE
How can you pick one thing? O.M.G.
Cartoon Kelly is just as assenine as real Kelly! Loved the Pinot drip too!