On to the next one
Monday, May 3, 2010 Real Housewives of New Jersey starts tonight!
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Is it too much to hope that Albie Manzo gets on that stripper pole?
I know many of you are over Real Housewives of New York City but I am still riveted. My favorite part of the most recent episode was when Professor Hotpants tries to explain to Jill and LuAnn what "kill the messenger" means.
"And also? The term 'poker face' pre-dates Lady Gaga."
We can only hope she's happy, in a Flowers for Algernon kind of way.
I have much more to say but I think I'd better stop here; I'm sick as a dog and need to get back to whimpering on the couch. Please, tell me what you think about Alex's flustered message to Jill and if you are ready for all of the violence the Jerz promises to deliver.
Reader Comments (35)
We need some new blood on these shows. I propose the following castmembers:
1. Milania Guidice (the third daughter of Theresa & Joe)
2. Gloria, Jill's Jewish mother
3. Dwight
4. Avery Singer
5. Don Gunny, Vicki's husband
6. Ginger, Jills beloved pooping Chihuahua
7. Danielle's eyebrows
8. Kim's janky wig
Chateaudelu - at first, I thought you meant Dwight from The Office. Now *that* is a show I could get behind.
*Professor HotPants* hahahahaha......I've been calling my dog that since I read it.......love it. You crack me up.
NOT Jewish-mother Gloria. The woman is overrated, her "wisdom" is insipid, and she looks like an elderly transgendered Joker. In a wind tunnel.
Ugh. Since this whole show IS highschool...(but I love it)...Alex is so the dorky girl in highschool who finally gets a chance to be friends with a popular girl (Bethany) and takes it waaaaayyy too seriously. Like now it's her life mission to support Bethany and have her back. I love how Bethany kind of knows that Alex is still a total dork - B rolls her eyes/smirks when Alex tells her, SHE WILL DELIVER THE MESSAGE. Ha ha, Bethany was like, OK girl, knock your socks off. I don't think she even realized how serious Alex would take it.
Love your blog!!! Keep it up!
im traumatized by seeing danielle's daughters in the back of the car. especially the little one. where is c.p.s. when you need them? i can't even joke about it, it is so damaging and sad for those girls who parent their crazy mom.
"You put the CUNT on contradiction".
Damn SGM, where is your recap of the RHONJ? I keep checking for it! I need a fix. Danielle literally scares the crap out of me. She is on a one-way trip to Crazytown! Picking up the dog poop was really low-brow and lame.
Cynthia, The Brownstone was....meh. The live feed didn't work at first, like the first half hour? Then it seemed to go on too long. Caroline did invite Danielle who didn't come (who could blame her.) Alex and Simon were on with Andy for a short while. I think they said Jill was there but I didn't see her on camera.
OMG! I just remembered RHONJ aired on Monday and my stoopid ass DVR didn't record it! Thankfully it will be on 47 more times, so I just recorded tonight's repeat.