Welcome to the jungle,
Thursday, May 27, 2010 it gets worse here every day.
So true, Axl Rose. So true.
Tonight on Real Housewives of New York City, Jill Zarin crashes Ramoner's island bachelorette party and prolongs the collective nightmare:
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Won't it be nice to return to the solid ground of hatin' on Jill? No ethical questions, no conflicted feelings, no spiked gummi bears--Jill's just straight-up awful this season.
Most of you already know about Bethenny's new show, Bethenny, Getting Married?. I have to say, the question mark throws me off and every time I see it, I am faced with the irresistable urge to say "married?" Long Duc Dong style. Out loud. I've said it probably five times just in the last 20 seconds. Anyhow, it premieres on June 10. Let's watch it.
Married?
For your listening pleasure, Guns n' Roses:
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God, I wish I could wear skinny leather pants like that.
Reader Comments (24)
i am so excited i can hardly contain it...it's literally all i have thought about all day.
and at least bethenney will officially be a RHONY.
also : http://twitter.com/SonjatMorgan
sonja is twittering tonight during housewives...
Sweet Jesus on a Cheezit - that is and always will be my numero uno very favorite GNR song. It would totally be my stripper song, if I were ever a stripper. I can't even tell you how many times I played it on the jukebox at Mazzio's Pizza when I was in college. It was when Axl was cool and badass and you just thought he needed a box of Crest White Strips, and not a trip to the barber to get rid of his Mid Life Crisis White Man Cornrows.
I apologize for that complete interruption of your RHONY post.
Merci!
Shannan
Have it on my ipod and still love it all these years later...
Who's effed their face up more with plastic surgery, Nene or Axel?
Jill still sucks and I couldn't agree more about getting back some good old fashioned Houswives bullshit. Ahhh...
I LOVE this preview. I just picture myself getting away for a fun, all expense paid vacation without my husband and children that was totally blown out of the water by Kelly. Then, the dipshit is removed from the island, and I am on a chaise lounge thinking: "Finally, I get to enjoy one of the perks of this damn show" when Jill shows up. Alex's reaction is priceless.
Jill for sure is acting like a petty biatch this season, but i have to say i'm equally annoyed with Alex and Luanne. They both seem to be so desperate to be besties with Bethany and Jill respectively, that they keep adding fuel to the fire. Alex's whimpering in that video clip is ridiculous.
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! uh, like a horn. LOVE IT!! and poor bobby - jill' human shield. i can't wait to see what makes alex get all choked up. also, jill and luann shit talking about kelly's breakdown behind her back is so typical mean girls. they are your friend until you so something they don't like and then all of a sudden you better watch your back bitch.
Long Duc Dong reference - priceless. now all i can hear in my head is "oh sexy girlfriend"
You know you're a real effing nightmare when people burst into tears at the sight of you.
I cannot wait either, my poor husband will have to endure another night of these bitches... He doesn't get my obsession (well neither do I) but I totally agree, I want to be able to ridicule and hate these morons without feeling guilty like I have crossed the line.
GNR video brought back memories of my high school/college days. They were "it" back then and I remember going to their concert like yesterday. Axel is like a child in that video and I would say he effed up his face big time, way worse than Nene. I could not recognize him. http://www.topnews.in/light/people/axl-rose
So KellKit is MIA in this episode right? She was "escorted" back to the mainland the day after the dinner party? Just trying to keep the facts straight. I can see it now. Jill & Company will get the kabash and she'll cry to LuAnne "they wuh soooooo horrible ta me" and LuAnne will either do the heartfelt "I told you so" or ask if Bethanney asked about her.
Oh my god they all annoy me, I am thinking of not watching anymore. Haha!!
Karena
Art by Karena
How did they get Kelly back to the mainland? Did they set a trap wtih gummi bears and then tie her up with Red Vine licorice? Jill just needs to go make lemons out of lemonade and Zip IT!
So glad I can go back to hating the self absorbed hypocrisy of Jill. What a fuck face. And Kelly too, because she showed that she's only a little nuts and a lot tunnel visioned narcissist. Sweet relief.
Love Sonya even more for telling all the Housewives that there were people just as important as them at her party, and attempted to have them rejoin planet earth. Bless her heart for trying.
Jill's party: the only thing more confusing than Kelly trying to talk her way out of Crazy Town with 'Moner, was 'Moner's outfit. What the fuck was she wearing?
Hate that they're all trying to gear up for a feel good finale - so predicable and dumbed down. Please, spare me.
Can't wait for WWHL with Jerry!!
SGM, can't wait to watch you dig into Jill like a big plate of carbs. Bon appetite!
Poor Bobby. He deserves better.
I can't even watch these women fighting anymore. . . it's too damn taxing! I feel emotionally drained trying to undertstand them! This is so not worth it! I will NOT be watching B's new show and I don't even know if I can make it to the finale!
WHEN DOES MY LOVE JEFF COME BACK ON! AT LEAST HE'S NORMAL! HA!
Brilliant episode! The tropical tough love did the trick! And my LuAnne did not disappoint either. "i'm just glad she didn't talk about me"
"did she bring me up?" Hahahahhahahahahah. And I'm sorry, but is it me or did LuAnne get ALL the turquoise jewelry in the divorce settlement? Girlfriend's been wearing a hella lot these days! I bet she's conjuring up a new line for HSN or somethin'.
jen@bloggersabode: I am pretty sure Luanne robbed a Native American burial ground.
i'll lend you my skinny leather pants any day babe
@ Nasty Nancy: couldn't agree more - Bobby is in lala land when it comes to JIll. He DOES deserve better...but wouldn't you LOVE to be a fly on the wall when he watches the episodes when Jill is particularly nasty? (Okay, maybe that's every episode, but that's neither here nor there). She knows he's a nice enough guy who everybody loves and she hides behind him all the time...whenever she can't handle it: "Bahbby! Bahbby! I need ta find my huhsband! Where's my huhsband!". One more reason she sucks.
Axl used to be so gorgeous...sigh. This whole post reminds me of middle school when I discovered how awesome John Hughes was and how much I loved the music of the eighties....now I'm off to watch Jill dig the hole just a bit deeper.
I had Axl hair! LONG DUC DONG! Love it
I use to like Jill but she is just horrible this season. She has no clure that she should not have shown up at the party. It was so funny to see the girls and their faces when Jill was standing there. Loved it.
First time SGM poster here (been lurking and laughing). After watching the last show and reading the cast blogs, I am certain now that when I flew to St. Thomas in November and had Jill and Bah-bee on my flight that it was the flight they were taking for Jill's big "SAH-PRIZE!".
I was heading over to Tortola (the best way is to fly American Airlines direct to St. Thomas) early one morning and arrived at JFK sleepy and cranky. I made my way inside to look for the gate and departure info and I heard THAT voice. I knew *instantly* it was Jill. Sure enough, I turned around and there she was with Bah-bee. She asked somebody where the gate was and then I lost her.
I found her (and Bah-bee) again right in front of me at the magazine shop where they bought candy or something (did I mention it was flipping early???). Then they were walking ahead of me for a while......Jill in a track suit and mules, and Bobby with their one (unchecked) bag (a LV on wheels).
The gate was miles away (or it felt like it) - up stairs, down stairs, down the hall, etc. They went into the Admiral's Club and I didn't see them again until we landed (me being in the back of the plane on frequent flier miles and they being in first class).
I took my little happy pill and slept until we landed.
Meanwhile, I had posted on FB that they were on my plane and my friends begged me to take pics. I don't normally do that crap to famous people when they aren't "on", but screw it. It was worth a giggle.
When we landed, they were at the baggage carousel with me. I couldn't figure out how to take pictures without getting busted, so my friend (who had NO idea who they were) pretended to take pictures of me but got a few shots of them.
Now that I know they were on the way to crashing the "US Verging on Crazy Island" pah-tay, I have to laugh. Jill, Jill, Jill! If you told me what you were up to, I would have given you the same advice that LuLu gave you - DON'T DO IT!
Anyhoo, that's my little brush with crazy (um, I mean "fame").
I can send the pics if you want them.
xoxo,
Flexi
Mahweed? Yes, married. Mahweed?! Love it!!