I'm skeptical. Kelly knows how many people will be expecting her to loon it up, and I bet she just repeats her little flash-cards over and over: "Haters are part of the ecosystem," "I have integrity," "4 against 1"...
Jill will feel cornered/Ambushed like ginger at the vet and start shitting all over the carpets.. Alex dressed as a vampire will step in it with her plastic shoes and spread it all over the room. Kelly will be rocking back and forth on the sofa in a straight jacket screaming SATCHELS OF GOLD! and AL SHARPTON! while foaming at the mouth. Luann will Accuse Andy of slipping Jill exlax. Bethany will be jumping on the sofas like Tom Cruise on Oprah screaming "I TOLD YOU SO!"
Ramona.... will be watching quietly with a bottle of pinot grigio. She's the normal one now!
Holy Crap! I better stock up on grain alcohol and adult diapers for this reunion, as I have a feeling I'll either wet myself in fear/shock/abject horror or need to sedate myself after witnessing such savage cruelty.
I know this is off point, but I am addicted to last week's episode and watch it over and over. There is no way in hell that I would have ridden in the Jeep with Kelly on the way to the villa. Absolutely no way.
Joanna, I'm so glad you keep watching it too. I was beginning to think there's something wrong with me. I can't stop! It's just so unbelievable. Totally agree on the no Jeep with Kelly comment too. That's a suicide mission!
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
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Ohhh, gawd! Cannot wait! I hope they addressed the "satchels of gold" question and asked her wtf?
I'm skeptical. Kelly knows how many people will be expecting her to loon it up, and I bet she just repeats her little flash-cards over and over: "Haters are part of the ecosystem," "I have integrity," "4 against 1"...
i just hope to get through tomorrow's episode without feeling like i am watching babies getting raped. i can't even contemplate a reunion.
My reunion show predictions...
Jill will feel cornered/Ambushed like ginger at the vet and start shitting all over the carpets.. Alex dressed as a vampire will step in it with her plastic shoes and spread it all over the room. Kelly will be rocking back and forth on the sofa in a straight jacket screaming SATCHELS OF GOLD! and AL SHARPTON! while foaming at the mouth. Luann will Accuse Andy of slipping Jill exlax. Bethany will be jumping on the sofas like Tom Cruise on Oprah screaming "I TOLD YOU SO!"
Ramona.... will be watching quietly with a bottle of pinot grigio. She's the normal one now!
Holy Crap! I better stock up on grain alcohol and adult diapers for this reunion, as I have a feeling I'll either wet myself in fear/shock/abject horror or need to sedate myself after witnessing such savage cruelty.
God I can't WAIT!
WTF is a "Kellade"? She is tweeting about it a lot. Maybe it's a version of the lemons/lemonade remark CF. Or it's all her drugs mixed together.
I know this is off point, but I am addicted to last week's episode and watch it over and over. There is no way in hell that I would have ridden in the Jeep with Kelly on the way to the villa. Absolutely no way.
Joanna, I'm so glad you keep watching it too. I was beginning to think there's something wrong with me. I can't stop! It's just so unbelievable. Totally agree on the no Jeep with Kelly comment too. That's a suicide mission!
I'm still trying to get over Kelly's short shorts. She tweeted a picture of them. I have underwear bigger than her shorts.
Oh Sweet Jesus, tuned into Wendy Williams because Danielle was on and Obama's press conference on the oil spill cut in. Damn it.
According to Kelly's tweets, she is now a Bethenny fan!!
I would bet a Satchel of Gold Kelly's defense will be some sort of bologna excuse based on people attacking her kids.
This should be good. Kelly is CRAZY. I hope Andy calls her on it.
WOW that's crazy good coming from Andy!!!!!!!!