Party at Ryan's!
Thursday, January 7, 2010 
Is he still living with his grandma? Anyhow, check it out:
And here I thought it was all a ruse.
No more jokes from me (for now at least). Divorce is just sad, even when it comes to Tamra Sue.
Thoughts?
(thanks to the anon who tipped me in the comments of the last post. Read more here.)
SGM
A excerpt from Simon's blog (thanks, Mary):
The dinner with Tamra's mom ... HOW UGLY! Can I ever get a break this season considering I didn't want to be on it this year? I really never knew my wife felt this way about me until I watched this episode. I guess I'm not the right man for her. This did remind me of a conversation on the first day of 2009 (January 1, 2009). Tamra and I were in Las Vegas the day after New Year’s Eve. She told me she knew she could get someone better looking, with more money, and who would let her do whatever she wants, regardless. But she was going to stay together for the kids. I was shocked, and I'm shocked now watching her at dinner with her mother, when she says, "If it wasn't for the kids, I would leave him."
Ouch! That really hurt! If this is true, she should have this conversation with me in private. I'm not sure any couple should stay together because of kids. It only does more damage to them. I guess I was under the impression that she was still in love with me as I am was with her. And sadly I had to find this out is no longer true on national TV. I guess she wanted to have the drama spotlight, rather than what's best for our family and me. Have we really drifted that far apart in just a few years?
You don't need to run me over with a truck to get your message across, honey! Of course it feels like a truck just ran over my heart and soul. Wow! What a fool I've been. Never thought to watch out within my own camp. "Et tu, Brute?"
Like I always say, "If it doesn't kill you, it will make you stronger." But I think this one is going to hurt like I was being killed.
Sorry kids, I would give up my life and conquer the world for you. Just couldn't triumph over celebrity and fame. Daddy loves you very much...
WOW. These two are going to make some divorce attorneys verrrrrrrrry happy.
Reader Comments (39)
Well, those OC hw's are truly godawful, but poor Rachel Z, she really looks on the verge of "ill", somebody please give her a sandwich or at least a cracker, good lord have mercy, she is not doing herself any favors looking that boney thin!
I feel like another commenter on here. I love my boring life in the burbs with my husband of 18 yrs. and our 15 yr. old son. I still like and love my husband after all these years. I watch Housewives for the pure fun of seeing that it is all lies. They all live so rich and then you find out that there houses are in foreclosure and they are trying to dump houses etc.
They are our entertainment that is mindless fun.
Kuddos to Simon.
Gosh, I never liked the guy but that blog made me very sad.. Poor kids, I have no pity for the parents...
I am so over this show. Cannot really stand anyone but Don. I love Don. Tamra and Simon deserve each other. They should let Don raise their small children. New wife and her husband annoy me. In my experience, people who talk a lot about how religious/spiritual they are actually very nasty people. Gretchen told Lynn she was going to talk to Alexa, Lynn said ok and then acted like she was blindsided. Etc., etc., etc.
I need something new to watch.
how sad
If there's an old, terminally ill milliolnaire within a 100 miles of OC, Tamra Sue is gonna be SO on it.
I meant "millionaire"
Tamra's head is in the Hollywood clouds and thinks she's a hot babe who can get someone better. Think again Tamra, you're dillusional.
I'm not crazy about Simon but wow, Tamara is such a horrible person. I can see her telling him that she can find someone better looking, younger and richer. I think the "reality fame" has gone to her head, but what these people don't seem to understand is that "reality fame" runs out and in a year or two people don't remember your name and then what's she going to do? Reality shows come and go and Tamara is going to find out that "housewives do come younger and they DO come hotter"!!!
As for Lynn, I agree with you Trudie, she knew what Gretchen had in mind when she invited Alexa shopping. Heck, she even told Gretchen that they'd get together later so Gretchen can tell her what Alexa said. It's just Lynn trying to be her daughter's best friend instead of her parent. And then she has the nerve to whine about how her daughters don't respect her! Ugh!
Tamra- Please don't wonder why your marriage is falling apart. Your hunger for attention and fame have been your only real "priorities" the past few years. Therefor, your family has suffered. Stop blaming Simon and Gretchen for the shortcomings in your World.
You are an attractive woman that is aging very poorly.... you seem to get more desperate each passing year. Become comfortable with who you are. Reset your priorities... "Fame and fortune" should fall way behind "family"- unfortunately you have become so self-absorbed your family is crumbling apart.
There is a bus-load of stunning 18 year old blonds dropped off in your town every day... So you better find something a little "deeper" inside yourself to focus on besides your looks. The Homecoming votes have been counted and you didn't win. But Life goes on and it can be so rewarding if your priorities are in proper order. Best of luck.
I. Love. Don.
The End.
Merci!
Shannan
I feel bad...for their kids.
The pseudo-fame totally went to Tamra "I am missing an A in my name" Barney's head. Bleh.
Tamra is a stupid bitch. I would've been so embarrassed to have been her husband and to have watched the last howevermany seasons of her ludicrous and infantile (and wildly jealous of Gretchen) behavior.
Wait, Simon has a soul?