Peoples of Denver and the surrounding area
Friday, September 11, 2009 Guess who is in our fair city right this very moment? I'll give you a clue. It's not the drunk one and it's not the one wearing a sparkly batting cage net over her underwear and calling it good.
That's right, it's Bethenny!
She's going to be making Skinnygirls and signing her book TOMORROW at Metro State from 12 - 4.
I don't know about you, but I would love to see her in person and have a few sips of a Skinnygirl maragarita. Would you like to come with? Email me at scentedglossymagazines[at]gmail[dot]com for the details on this very special SGM field trip.
The rest of you, think of an opening line for me that will get me a guest spot on RHNYC (preferably a scene with that dumbass Kelly).
Thank you lovers, and I WILL report back.
In other news, I didn't get to watch all of RHOA last night, but the parts that I did see were summed up by a very funny anon in the comments of my last post:
Omigod! I think I'm an official Nene fan! I love how she called out her "werewolf" son, I loved the look Greg gave when she yelled at the werewolf to pull his pants up. I love how she said, "Ah'm a saz tin. Ah COULD be a eight, but I'm HUNgreee!!" I love that she came to Kim's "party," went straight to the food, spilled cheese cubes all over the table, made fun of Kim, and left (and also that she thinks she's a 10-- if she's a ten, I'm invisible).
Is Swight made out of clay?
Isn't it kind of strange to watch all these to-dos (i.e. She-Ray's request for a MAYBACH, Lisa's "fashion" showwhere she thanks her "staff") when we KNOW none of them bitches can even pay they rent!!!!!!!
"I'm HUNgreeeee!" Oh, I am cackling like Nene herself. Thanks, anon.
Photo from here.
Reader Comments (13)
One of the contestants on the new season of ANTM looks JUST like Kelly. Freaked me the eff out.
Opening line: I'm pregnant with Andy Cohen's baby and he won't return my calls.
so that's what a cougar caught in a net looks like.....
Yes! SERIOUSLY impressed with anon's finely tuned ear ("Ah'm a saz tin").
I *heart* Anon! Funny shizzit
"(and also that she thinks she's a 10-- if she's a ten, I'm invisible)."
ha! Love that! I want whatever mirror Ne Ne has, seriously, I know they have one at Weight Watchers, need to get my hands on that!
Shannon, I have heard that...I need to check it out with my own eyes.
Lu, PERFECT! That gives her the opportunity to whip out her cell and let me call Andy!
Mitchelll, RRRRRaaaaaaaRRRRRRrrrrrr
Harvey, I am not speaking to you. I am having company this weekend and need those valances! (and also, the "valances.")
Christy, I know, size 10. That Nene.
Dear SGM,
Sadly, the bugle print we had picked out is no longer made. However, I was able to source a darling tuba print by Scalamandre, and your valances are now ready. Please send Frank to pick them up. They are quite heavy, so he will need to wear his lifting clothes.
Professionally yours,
Harvey Millstein
Well Kelly is a mom and doesn't want to show too much, right? Snark, snark
Oh how I want to go on the SGM filed trip. One question.....will those adorable buns you are married to be joining us?
WHERE is your wonderful slogan about "science, douchebags, hot gay guys..."? I miss it horribly.
Andy looks like a gay Alfred E. Newman.
Anon's comment might be the best ever in history! HYSTERICAL!
I blush!!!!!!!!!! What a compliment! Thanks for the italics, SGM. But of course, I owe it all to Nene. She's the one who said it, after all.
But you, SGM, YOU are the true inspiration! Without you, I doubt I would even turn it on anymore. But BIIIIIIITCH, I'm glad I di-yid!!!!!!!!