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    Saturday
    Aug222009

    Kim and Kandi's lovechild

    I'm talking about Tardy for the Party, of course. Listen to it (on the sidebar) and instantly, you will find your surroundings transformed into a sweaty gay club with Dwight grinding up against you.

    I don't know why, but I love this song.

    Here's my Real Housewives of Atlanta audio recap for Mason at Movin925 in Seattle:

    RHOA - Episode 4, King Tut

    Reader Comments (19)

    "Tardy for the Party" sounds too slow for club music.

    Poor Dwight; he's really kind of homely and old-lady-ish, when you get a good look at him. Like a maiden auntie, almost.

    August 22, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteranonymous

    fucking horrendous.

    August 23, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermy favorite and my best

    Dwight in the caramel leather pants...looked like he has quite a lot to grind!!

    August 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJill

    It's so bad that it's gooooood.

    August 23, 2009 | Registered CommenterSGM

    Hated the song, and I was a fan of one of Paris Hilton's songs, so it doesn't take much to please me!

    August 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnon

    My husband just overheard that song and said "that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life'

    August 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCassie

    I am soo bummed - Ne Ne came to Athens GA today to Borders to read from her book, but I already had plans! That would have been so fun to go to!

    August 23, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermomtobe3

    They had to fix her voice electronically, because that singing voice was not the singing voice that we heard last season.
    So that must be why she seems so smug about her song/songs or is it a full CD?

    August 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRebecca

    It killed my hydroponic buzz!!!

    August 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMuffy

    Aren't you SUPPOSED to be "tardy" to the party? Does Kim show up at exactly 9 pm, with her lube in one hand and her Newport Lights in the other?

    Dwight is as fake as all the housewives" boob jobs. On Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens when he was a guest he turned his back and dropped trou and showed Andy his penile implant (eewww). And he admitted to using Latiste (?), that eye lash growing stuff that Brooke Shields advertises so his eyelashes would look like fuller and thicker and he wouldn't have to use false ones or mess with the mascara shit. Now THAT is a Diva bitches.

    August 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterStella

    Well I've heard worse and it's got a beat to it. I wouldn't count on it to pay the bills but if it's just a fun hobby for her it's okay. It seems more real than Sherie's designer clothes line (or Lisa's line to come).

    August 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJasmine

    if you're tardy for the patry, It's okay.....just as long as long as you have a glass of chardy......

    August 23, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermitchellll

    oops...too much chardy....couldn't spell party....i'm so embarassed...it's like I spelled "cat" with a "k"

    August 23, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermitchellll

    Ugh, love the electronical voice - sort of like Heidi Montag Pratt whatever...I did learn a lesson from the song though. Don't be tardy for the party, I shall embroider that on a pillow :o)

    August 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSpryOnTheWall

    I can't believe Dallas Austin passed on that.

    And isn't she planning on become a country music icon? She's following in the Jessica Simpson school of country music stardom. Mediocre pop music career transitioning into country flop. Best of luck, Kim.

    Wasn't this one of the hits originally written by her kid's guitar teacher?

    August 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMegan

    This picture of Kim is well, I can't find the words. It's just KIM....

    August 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSpryOnTheWall

    OMG! My ears are bleeding! That was horrible! Was she singing don't be retarded for the party?

    August 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLaurenQ

    I hate it BUT at least Kandi was able to accomplish what Dallas Austin couldn't.

    August 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJulia

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