They're dropping like flies.
Monday, August 17, 2009 
"High five, sister! Screw housing. All I need is a tanning bed and big fat doobie."
Lynne is the latest Housewife to be evicted. Read about it here.
SGM
For a foreclosure round-up of the broke-ass bitches of Bravo, please see the ever insightful Mama over at Real Estalker. Here's a sampling:
...we do have a beef with booze swilling tee-vee show host/Senior Vice President of Production and Programming Andy Cohen and his casting minions at The Bravo who can't seem to find actual rich people to star in their Real Housewives of... franchise which is supposed to be about actual (nouveau riche) rich people and their disturbingly profligate ways and not cash-strapped couples who spend in the most frivolous, indiscriminate and vulgar manner even though they're not paying their mortgage. That is, not paying their mortgage iffin they even have a damn mortgage.
Mama has a point. What do you have to say, Andy?
Reader Comments (7)
I love that she changed the name of her company from "Cuff Love" to "Curtin's Cuffs". The word "curtain" (or Curtin) always makes me think of a dishwasher I used to work with that always said "meat curtains".
At least she has that going for her.
Hey, after that comment your Frank made on an earlier post, I was wondering if maybe he could do a guest spot on your blog. You could both watch the same episode of Housewives and then do separate recaps. That would be such a riot!
And gee, Vicki doesn't seem so bad for working all the time to support her ridiculous lifestyle anymore, now, does she?
I really think it's totally unfair to present RH as a group of wealthy women living a fantasy life (even if it's gross and conspicuous and tacky and embarrassing) and then come to find out half of them are JUST RENTING.
Z, yes, why did she change it? I liked Cuff Love better. Bet you anything it was already taken. I have the same association with "Curtin's Cuffs" but mine is from Perez.
Katie, I love that idea! I just have to get him to sit through more than 10 minutes (which is usually his limit). I'll run it by him.
Yes, I have that problem myself. He won't sit through more than the intro. And furthermore, I have found that BECAUSE I WATCH THIS SHOW I no longer have ANY authority about what's on TV. I can't make fun of anything he watches at all because all my husband has to say is, "But you watch that Housewives bullshit." And what am I supposed to say to that?
Katie, I would consider doing it. However, my writing style tends to be very humorous and sarcastic, as compared to SGM's hard hitting journalistic style and I believe that the contrast may take away SGM's readers who seem to crave something a little less thought provoking. The call for more of me and less of her, although appreciated greatly by me, has not gone over so well with her and I think the success I would have with my own blog would cause a lot of marital problems. Frankly, I just love her too damn much to put her through that.
Frank,
I too have found that Art demands almost unbearable sacrifices.
The call for more of you was not a call for less of her, Mister SGM. Do you two just sit around and laugh all day long or what? I'd just love to hear more from you right next to your wife.