Let's give it up for GQUAKER!
Tuesday, April 7, 2009 
She's the winner of SGM's March Madness Tournament Challenge! Congratulations also go to LuckyLucyChance (2nd place) and TaJ's Ultimate Bracket (3rd place).
I promised a poem as first prize, but with a name like GQuaker it turned into FREESTYLE RAP. Can I get a beat?
Bow Down Before GQuaker
All haaaaaaaaaaail GQuaker
The ball breaker
The booty shaker
Won the pool like a pro money maker
She picked Ty Lawson and Psycho T
homeboy Roy Williams and UNC
(who cares if they ruined Matt Doherty?)
It's all part of history
HO!
Wave your hands in the air!
She fooled you with her name
you counted her out
you thought she was tame
(or at least liked oatmeal)
but there's no doubt
She's the winner
No beginner
She'll chew you up spit you out
like chicken dinner
We love you GQuaker!
PEACE!
Thanks to all who participated! We'll do it again next March and the prize will be $1,000,000 (taken from my Kenyan lottery winnings). See you then! (or actually in a little bit when I post on RHNYC).
Note to GQuaker: if happen to be a boy or have a blog, let me know and I'll change the rap/link to you.
Reader Comments (7)
Oh SGM, I am even MORE in love with you today than I was yesterday. That was brilliant!
I made up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n9YslsI4CU" REL="nofollow">a little dance to Yo Rhyme.
Anon, are you being sarcastic?
Mamacita, I am going to kidnap that boy and EAT HIM UP. Beyond cute and so funny.
Bitch NO, I am not being sarcastic!
Oh shit, Mamacita, that clip was even better than SGM's rap. Now I am in love with you and that little midget!
Thanks, SGM. This is by far the best rap anyone has written in my honor all week.
I'm just glad that Frank didn't win. :)
You know I got nothing bot love for Frank!