Monday
Apr062009
When the 'Moner meets Woohooooooo
Monday, April 6, 2009 
Can you imagine the conversation?
Ramoner: "Vicki, even though we're in LA, you're in MY world. I invited YOU into MY world and don't you forget it."
Vicki: "Do I know you? I thought you were a fan. If I don't know you, please don't speak to me. Does anyone know if this place has free wifi?"
Ramoner: "Did you know that Kelly Bensimon is braindead? I can prove it. I have her head in my handbag."
Vicki: "Wait, did you say dead? WHO ARE HER BENEFICIARIES? I've been in insurance for 20 years! Stop being confrontational and tell me who they are!"
My head just exploded.
(The crazy sisters were together for the Bravo A-List Awards, taped last night. My invitation must have gotten lost in the mail. See more photos at dlisted, which is pretty much required reading)
Reader Comments (19)
Hahahah!!! I think you nailed their convo right on the head.
You forgot a few extra "Ohmygawds" and "WOOHOO's!"
And bulging eyeballs. Lots of bulging eyeballs. :D
Of course they were at the Ivy on Robertson. They were looking for paps!
Haha!! So effin true.
that was so funny and so true!
Ok, why does NeNe look so gigantic? And what I really want to know - was Sheree wearing a "She by Sheree" design?
Where the m-f'ing heck is my g-d invite? I was all decked out and ready to go, but the private jet and limo must have forgotten to put me on their agenda!!!!! Bethenny twittered me, and everything!....oy vey! Maybe next year!
Sounds like you had a bug planted on them!
That's just way too much bat-shit crazy in one frame for me.
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Regarding the photo of Ramona and Vicki:
To quote my late grandmother: "Oh My God...the things you see when you ain't got a gun!!"
forgot....those (mf) bishes......taking a bit too much of Ms Tink's time here!
Oh, good god. How'd you like to be a fly on the wall of that?
I really can't stomach looking at Vicki, seriously. Just seeing that photo of her and then the group photo with Tamara in it, made me feel sick to my stomach. I'm still not over last season and I'm not sure if I'll ever be able to watch them again.
Ramoner is tiny--for a big ole crazy person.
I can honestly say I would rather get stuck talking to Vicki.
Vicki better get her wooh-hoo ass on and exude her "positive energy" to Ramoner or she'll bug her eyes out and gather strangers and cameras for an uncomfortable confrontation
Vicki: "Wait, did you say dead? WHO ARE HER BENEFICIARIES? I've been in insurance for 20 years! Stop being confrontational and tell me who they are!"
omg! lol...i think i love you, sgm!
to the NJ housewife who feels street smarts are better than book smarts:
who do you call when you're ill - a doctor
who do you call when you're legally in the shits - a lawyer
who do you call to get all those nifty tax deductions - a CPA
Yeah, these are very cliche occupations, however lady why don't you want your kids' generation to be better and MORE educated than you?? Ok some without an education can and will do well, but not all. You have the means honey-pie.
hilarious!
Ramoner looks pretty damn good in this photo...look at those guns!