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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 
"So then I told her that she was being inappropriate and that she should just go fuck herself, hahahahaha!"The recap is coming, but I want to talk about this NOW and I know you do too--let's hear it!
Reader Comments (65)
After Kelly's display last week at the charity meeting, I knew I didn't like her. But this weeks behavior sent her straight from bitch to CRAZEEEE BEYOTCH!
Alls I know, if some horse in pink golashes made my ass go out in the rain so she could tell me we weren't friends, somebody if gettin cut.
That Kelly bitch is CRAZY!!! Seriously nutso!
I couldn't believe how Kelly's re-telling of the meeting with Bethanny kept growing, like if it was B that had gotten hysterical when it was her. She looked like if she was on crack the way she was so jittery and couldn't sit still or look at B. B is the one who sat there calm and compossed. And then to wait at the door to tell B to get over it when she clearly had done just that a long time ago.
Mario is a disgusting immature excuse for a man. Bobby or Jill should have punched him out. And I was rooting for Simon when he called out Ramona on having (and kissing!) a former Playboy model when they were ragging on Alex for her pics and how they couldn't be associated with such smut. The way Ramona completely changed and tried to get away and drag Mario away told me it was true. Yay Simon!
I love how Kelly sprinkles in words like "irony" and "foil" and by doing so thinks she's bright and articulate.
Kelly..Kelly...Kelly...honey, out there somewhere is a psychosis with your name on it! (somewhere beyond arrested development for sure) You always seem somewhat paranoid and on the verge of jumping out of your skin. And what was the deal with your "date" Max? You seemed SO rully, rully superexcited talking about him afterward. Will he be your superspecial, awesome, rully, rully like cute boyfriend??? I can't wait to find out! wheeeeee! And I'm not being sarcastic because I'm jealous of you..just so you know.
I imagine Kelly's life is an acid trip of hurried cab rides, air kisses and giant plaster mammals set to the beat of a fashion show soundtrack. Clearly nobody's home.
Team B!
Team B.
Kelly is such a raging hypocritical beast! I have never seen someone judge on such a level of spite and then go right around and behave 10 x's worse. I have to hand it to Bethenny for keeping it together and not laughing in her face. Kelly seems like the kind of girl who behaves outlandishly due to insecurity. She is so transparent and phony and I'm glad someone had the balls to call her out. She needs to stop judging everyone else's behavior and start looking at her own.
kelly must work pretty fast if she was still single and dating max when this was filmed (when was it--last summer/early fall?) and by the march had a "fiance" named nick whom she's bitch slapping. Too bad the crew wasn't around for that.
And sgm, I'm dying for this recap. If it's not up soon, I'm so calling you to meet me at the Brass Monkey for a smack down to let you know how pissed I really am. I may be 30-45 minutes late: it takes a while to figure out if i should wear the too short green dress with the barbie pink galoshes, or if it should be the slutty pink dress with the green galoshes...at any rate, I'm always so busy and in such a hurry there's never any time for the correct supportive undergarments. Besides, even though my coke dealer is on speed dial, with traffic you never know how long it'll be before he shows up....
Ramoner and Mario: They are crazy....however I did see their point. If they took Silex to a party as their guests and were introducing them as friends, etc. It is pretty crappy that the next day brawr-less shots of Alex were in In-touch, blah blah. I get why they would not go out of their way to keep taking Silex places...just sayin'
I do feel bad for Silex though...they just want to be friends...wonder what "Super Boots" thinks of them?
Jill and Bethany need their own show.
Has anyone bought her book?
I just think its funny that all these ladies think they're so polite and appropriate they ride such a moral high horse and they just end up looking like fools for messing up!! Kelly no it is not polite and classy to get thrown in jail for assault. Kelly why do you keep your ex husbands name still to this day?? And as for the Countess I think it hilarious that shes keeping her title! hmmm being married to a count is what makes you a countess, once its over its over lady!! Bethanny and Jill are awesome and even little old Ramoner is not that bad compares to the two hypocrites on the show!
What do we think Kelly was on? Meth? Coke? Adderal?
So many of these models are just skanks.
I missed the show last night, but the entire episode is posted on Hulu for anyone who didn't have a chance to watch it. I was surprised because they usually only post clips. Woo Hoo!
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YES, the entire show is on bravotv.com too. You can watch it at work!
Someone needs to transcribe the entire fight, btw, so I can keep it in the RH hall of fame that I plan to build.
(I laughed aloud at so many of these comments. SUPER BOOTS!)
Brilliant Asylum -- that is the best description ever.
And props to the countess for standing up for B while Kelly was ranting about her.
The Entire Fight from here: http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/04/kelly_killoren_bensimon_loses.html
Also, they call Luann "The Cuntess." Ha!!!!
Kelly: (Arriving a half hour late) How are you? Thanks for coming and meeting with me.
Bethenny: I've been waiting a half an hour.
Kelly: Really? That's too bad. Listen, I just want to make something perfectly clear with you, so that we're on the same page? We're not friends.
Bethenny: Right.
Kelly: Okay. So, your attitude, it's for kids. You want to play with me, you come up to me, I don't go down to you.
Bethenny: Excuse me? I don't do anything you want me to do.
Kelly: (Laughs) Honestly, Bethenny?
Bethenny: I'm waiting to hear what you invited me here to say.
Kelly: I will not indulge you in this. We're not the same. This is you (gesturing downward) this (she lifts her hand) is me.
Bethenny: You're here (hand-lifting) because why?
Kelly: Because I will not put up with your antics and your bullshit. It's totally inappropriate and I know you think it's really cute and fun, but you embarrass yourself. You really — I mean, I felt so badly for you, because I was like, oh my God, that poor girl.
Bethenny: You felt badly for me? We were talking about an arthritis charity and you said, "Oh, that's so cute."
Kelly: You know what? You know, the difference between you and me is that while you're busy talking, I'm busy doing things, so you need to, like, realize the situation. I don't like you, I don't think you're funny, I don't think you're charming, I don't — we are not friends, we will never be friends.
Bethenny: Correct, we won't.
Kelly: Okay good, so I'm just glad you understand.
Bethenny: Okay, so you just invited me here so you could feel better? You're up here (hand again) because you're a model and because you'll put your name on any invitation because you collect celebrities as friends, because you've met me ten times and pretend you've never met me before?
Kelly: Okay, you want to reflect back? Let's go down memory lane. You came to my house with a guy, that owned Wire —
Bethenny: You flirted with him the whole night.
Kelly: Okay, I flirted with the man who was taking my picture for Wire Image? I don't think so. He's hired.
Bethenny: He wasn't hired, actually, he was my boyfriend, he came with me.
Kelly: Okay, YOU were invited to MY house?
Bethenny: Yes, by Ginny Hilfiger, she's a friend of mine.
Kelly: Okay, well, Ginny has her opinion of you. But I was so disgusted by your behavior.
Bethenny: My behavior doing what?
Kelly: You tell me doing what. You tell me.
Bethenny: You're making up things just to make yourself feel … it's really hard to watch.
Kelly: Oh, REALLY? I'm making things up? So, let's ... I'm really confused by the whole conversation you and your little friend had.
Bethenny: My little friend? I had never met her. She didn't even know who you were.
Kelly: Oh, really.
Bethenny: There are a few people who don't know who you are.
Kelly:: And who are you?
Bethenny: I'm no one.
Kelly: So therefore it's your place in life to tell people and make fun of people … I'm a stranger. I don't know you.
Bethenny: You're not a stranger, I've met you seven times. I'm not famous enough for you to pay attention to.
Kelly: I'm not talking to you. Have a great life. (She walks off, only to confront Bethenny again when she gets downstairs)
Kelly: You need to chill out. You are so inappropriate.
Bethenny:: I'm completely calm.
Kelly: Oh my GOD. You're crazy.
ramona can do no wrong in my eyes.
Kelly = Shrek, right??!
Just reading the transcript gives me hives!! The very idea that Kelly could convince B (or anyone, for that matter) that she "feels sorry" for her. Kelly is a walkin', talkin' has-been whose best years are far behind her. B is going places NOW! And..AND..can find the time to put her name on a charity event invite! Poor Kelly...guess you were rully rully awesome back in the day..
I actually had to MUTE THE TV when Kelly "Rockford, Illinois/I'm-up-here-you're-down-there" Bensimon started recapping the conversation for that greasy-haired suitor of hers. I was so embarrassed for her. She was incoherent and he was like, "Uh-huh, when will you shut up with this nonsensical business and get in the cab so I can take you home and titty-fuck you." She looked and sounded like a wild-eyed maniac.
Seriously, I was mortified for her. Team B, all the way. Kelly B totally embarrassed herself.
Greatest episode ever.
I love the "I'm busy doing thingss..."
Sweetie...B's got a book on the bestseller list. I'm pretty sure she's out there doing something.
"I am calm." "Oh you're CRAZY!"
I needed to restrain myself from attacking my television. It was so uncomfortable watching her rant.
Props to Bethenny for not shoving Kelly's umbrella up her ass.
You must see this over at Jezebel.com
I laughed, and laughed and laughed! Good stuff!
http://jezebel.com/5194344/comic-confrontations-judge-judy-vs-the-real-housewives-of-new-york