Tuesday
Aug192008
I spy a nipple!
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 
Simon's! {shudder}
And yes, Alex is wearing some sort of see-through getup. Apparently they were at National Underwear Day's underwear/lingerie runway show (I am not even kidding you--verify it here). They're movin' on up, yo!
You know that Simon worked on this outfit for days, calling Alex at work, asking "what about the pants, mon cheri? I'm standing here in your animal print Cavallis and they're just not working. My pink jeans? Brilliant! It will bring out the color of my rosy nipples."
Incidentally, Alex and Simon are posing with the cast of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The NJ ladies all look slightly embarrassed except for the one on the far right, who's thinking "Nice pants! Badda bing!"
Reader Comments (13)
I swear I had those pink jeans when I was 13. I think those are my actual jeans.
There's nothing that says I'm secure with my sexuality more than pink jeans. Bad, bad, bad look.
mon cheri!
hahahah!
Simon's rosy nipples = GAGGGGGGHHH!
You're hilarious! The NJ girls look promising!
"nice pants, bada bing" hahahahaha oh my god
I can totally hear the joisey accent with it all. uhgh.
Just reading "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" made me tingle a little bit. Down there.
Haha! Classic. Those pants are actually "Nantucket reds" - a staple of very preppy east coast wardrobe. He's trying so very hard.
Love you, SGM.
I totally thought the person on the far right was a dude. Still do, actually. I'll need to see vagina to believe otherwise.
I had pink jeans in 1978 they had zippers on both sides of the waist/
Real Housewives of New Jersey, I just got a rush of excitement, can't wait for the accents and attitudes :o)
Wow. I've been totally watching too much Olympics!
How did I miss this new show!
OMG - NYC and Soprano wannabees. Perfect!
And did you notice that he is, still, the only man hanging out with a group of women? I mean, take a freakin' hint! And I had NO idea they were filing in NJ next - no doubt I'll be watching...
Simon is such a douche bag! I love that show though! And I love my OC girls too