Friday
Aug152008
The battle of the jumpsuits!
Friday, August 15, 2008 
Who would have guessed that ass-tastic Kim Kardashian and the arrogant Countess from Real Housewives of NYC have the same taste in clothing?! Here they are, in the same Stella McCartney jumpsuit at two separate events. So, I shall ask the age-old Us Weekly question, who wore it better? Is the answer as obvious as as I think it is?
Speaking of bony chests vs. boner-inducing chests, I think we all need to band together and nominate this J Crew model to be on Intervention.
Seriously, how is she not buckling under the weight of her clothes? Gross. Shame on you, J Crew.
Reader Comments (27)
I'm going to say that Kim Kardashian wins this round. Not because it even looks good on her, but because she's young and crazy and you kind of expect this from her. Plus, hers doesn't bunch out funny under her chest. Speaking of chests, hers will distract most people from even looking further down to see the monstrosity she is wearing.
I love you desperately
Elaine
Can I have that J.Crew jacket, though? I drool over their entire catalog. My life plan involves eventually being able to buy every single item in every one of the 50+ catalogs they send out a year. I'm not sure how realistic this goal is, but I'm a dreamer.
I think they both look straight up weird in that jumpsuit, but I vote KK because she got peed on and we all saw it. I think that is a tiny bit awesome.
Totally off the subject, but I have been meaning to ask you...How do you and Elaine (I Could Kill Her) know each other? I know she covets your husband (Duh, Frank is a hot piece) but, is there more to the story?
Well, when she buckles under the weight of her clothes, I'm going to steal them.
That model has the Christina Ricci lollipop head-to-body-ratio syndrome, as we doctors call it.
Ahh, thanks for the 411. For the longest time, I had a theory that you and Elaine were the same person. I have no idea why. A SGM Conspiracy if you will.
I LOVE me some Vitamin Cottage! We just got a bigger one here and it's fab.
I do love the thought of SGM posting comments to herself that say "I love you desperately."
bony chests vs boner-inducing chests... that one got me. it got me bad. HAHAHAHAHHHAHA
you do know that I love me some KK... but the Countess looks very elegant in the outfit
Ahh... the lollipop head syndrome... fetching! :)
I don't think either one is rockin' the jumpsuit--but The Countess does look quite bony.
The jumpsuit is not good. Is Stella McCartney capable of better?
I think I'm losing my touch. This model doesn't look gross to me...I think the runway chicks are far bonier and scarier. Then again, I'd much rather have a body like Kim's than a hip-less wonder.
Anyone not Kim Kardashian wins.
And I also wish I didn't have Kim's butt as my gut.
I want to be just like you when I grow up.
JJ: I need to see a picture of you.
I hope you mean "ass-tastic" in a NICE way, missy. That's my (STD-safe distance) girl crush, as you know.
What I want to know is this: If you are a countess, don't you have a better hair stylist than that? This comment applies to any RHNYC. What is with their frizzy, tortured hair? Is there a stylist available to tame it? Even some John Frieda, people.
I pick the jumpsuit on the right! Hands down!
it's the same jumpsuit, fif.
Mamacita, I meant "ass-tastic" in a very admiring way. I would never disrespect your girl!
Mamacita!--
Check out the new issue of Radar (Sept.): A photo-essay on your girl, posing in a tribute to that old Calvin Klein jeans campaign. Plus an interview!
Thanks, Anon -- I saw it. Yum.
I pick the Countess. At least she looks like she has it on correctly. And about the skinny model....it looks like she was elongated through photo shop....a little fun house mirror-ish.
I just love the thought of the Countess seeing that she wore the same jumpsuit as Kim Kardashian. I mean, I would PAY to see how she handled that one, you know, being the Modern Day Miss Manners that she is. Ha!
And SGM--my heartfelt thanks for guest posting on my blog. Did you notice that I made John Mayer break up with Jennifer Aniston for you? That was my way of saying thank you. Now go git'im.