Monday
Jul282008
Hooker Chic
Monday, July 28, 2008 
What kind of gd outfit is this? And why is it being worn to a McDonald's event? Who knew that McDonald's even had events (with stained, littered asphalt in lieu of red carpets)? You know some of the dudes having lunch at that McDonald's were all "I got your Big Mac right here, baby!"
Oh, how the mighty have fallen, Kim Kardashian.
photo courtesy of Tressed Out
Reader Comments (24)
I'm so confused and disgusted.
This reminds me of when Mariah Carey showed up at the unveiling of the Post Office's new stamp, commemorating jury duty.
Next up: Nicole Ritchie at the opening of a new chain of crematoriums.
"Oh how the mighty have fallen, Kim Kardashian."
It's not nice to speak about her boobies like that!
I didn't know they had sluts on the Dollar Menu now.
It's the world's oldest profession, and hooker style never goes out of fashion.
Oh, I knew I could count on you guys for some hilarious commentary. Thank you, my darlings, for the good laughs!
Mamacita needs to give her a good spanking.
I am a complete loss for words.
I like her in the hat. Dude, she's cute! I mean, cute in a hookery way, but still.
My husband said "She looks like Indiana Jone's dream hooker"
Rachie's husband wins by a knockout.
I heard your Big Mac quote in the skeevy voice of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and it was perfect.
Seriously Doodle Whore you make me laugh!!!
I think the ALL BEEF behind her says it all.
I think the ALL BEEF behind her says it all.
aw amanda, you stole my line!
i was going to use the all-beef as a reference to her ass. darn it!
"Miss Kardashian, I need to speak with you about your attire. Come into my office at once."
"But Principal Mamacita...!"
Imagine having all that boob, all that butt.. It must be liberating to let them out.
Kartrashian!
Oh, this is so special sauce, lettuce, cheese and shiiiz. Do you think it's a coincidence that the "TWO ALL BEEF" logos are parallel to her rump?
Lucky's cute outfit of the day?
Well, crap, I had planned to wear something like that to take Emmi to the doc today. But now I see it is much more appropriate for taking the kiddies to McD's.
Trish Marie,
I think that outfit would convey to Emmi's doctor that you are a concerned and nurturing mother.