A Mother's Day Riddle

Question: What do you get when you cross SGM with her own mother and Jill Zarin from Real Housewives of New York City?

Answer:

To be clear, my mom and I don't go for Precious Moments figurines or any other type of figurine. We would both rather die a torturous death than have any of that displayed in our houses, but you know Jill LOVES that shit.

If you think this video was funny, try this one, which is quite possibly even more hilarious because I inadvertently re-enacted it yesterday morning (but with a cordless phone).

Thanks to Jezebel for turning me on to this brilliance!

Comments

[muranogirl]

Guilty as charged!
This is the funniest Mother's day parody ever!
Loved the other one too SGM!

[Anonymous]

I can't remember how I stumbled upon this blog a couple weeks ago, but I am so glad that I did. If I hadn't, I would have never seen those two John Roberts clips (nor The Christmas Tree clip, which was also absolutely hilarious).

Thank you, SGM.

[SGM]

My favorite parts are the confused "where's Macy's?" and "what are you beeping at, asshole?"
I could watch this thing 400 times and not get sick of it.

[muranogirl]

Me too, PLUS when she announces that she's up, and ready to be waited on!

[Paloma]

I love it! Thanks for sharing this!

[Richie Designs]

omg I'm crying right now that was SO good.

[mamacita]

I love that guy so much. Have you seen the "My son is gay!" episode?

[Brilliant Asylum]

I can't stand it. Nice.