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    Feb202008

    The Scroll-down Ass

    I saw the top part of this picture on dlisted* today and thought, "oh, more Britney....blah blah blah." But then I viewed the rest of the image and recognized this B-list celeb by her arse.


    My first emotion upon realizing that I was correct: extreme joy. What does that say about me? Rather than answer that question, I think I'm going to go eat some Twizzlers and then get into the fetal position.

    Have a great afternoon.

    *Do you read dlisted? I hope so, because it's splendidly dirty-nasty funny.

    Reader Comments (23)

    Is it sad that I knew who that was before going to the dListed site? That ass can't be mistaken...

    February 20, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterIn(side) the Loop

    whoever scribes the dlisted site is seriously the most sick and twisted individual ever. and i love him.

    i never thought i would see the day that someone's ass got more love than jlo's but even prego with twins jlo can't compete with this!

    February 20, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterpaigepop

    I love D Listed. I used to be addicted to Perez Hilton but I decided to quit cold turkey when I seriously considered making perezhilton.com my home page. I started reading D Listed instead and it's just hilarious.

    February 20, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLeah

    i agree. dlisted has been my one and only for such a long time. others get more play, but michael k is just the best.

    love your blog btw.

    February 20, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterkatherine

    This rolls right back to my old blog post - WHY is this girl famous? A big juicy ass is a big juicy ass. I don't get it.

    And why hasn't Miss Moneybags Kardashian been to Nordstrom for her free brassiere fitting?

    February 20, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJJ

    I would rather see the Kardashians leading the country than the Bushes.

    February 20, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

    Oh and seriously? Perez WISHES he were as funny as Michael K!

    February 20, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer

    yeah, jj--those little bra-flaps were the first thing I noticed, even before the ass! Girl needs to size up a wee bit!

    February 20, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterThe Nerdy Fashionista

    She has the same mysterous box thing on her back that Dubya wore during the debates!

    February 20, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

    do i read dlisted? ummmm. let me put it this way...i stopped reading pink is the new blog bc he was too nice.

    and i had to stop reading perez bc i was sick of making up fake reasons for his white drawings when my girlies peeked over my shoulder.

    mother. of. the. year.

    February 21, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterkarey m.

    Don't hate on the badonkadonk. I'd totally switch teams for that.

    February 21, 2008 | Unregistered Commentermamacita

    I left a response last night and now it's not here!
    Good thing b/c I made the grave mistake of calling Kris Jenner Kris Kardashian, and I woke up at 1am very concerned.
    JJ, I remember your Juicy butt post like it was yest!
    Mamacita, I can see you taking paddle to Kim K!
    Dlisted over Perez fo sho.

    February 21, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSGM

    Whatever happened to that poor homeless man after they dropped him off at the center on "Keeping up with the Kardashians?" I wonder if he still has Kourtney's bracelet?

    February 21, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCashmereLibrarian

    Michael K is one of my My Space friends. Perez can suck it.

    February 21, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterzakary

    D-listed and Jezebel are my faves... love 'em!

    February 21, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAndrea B.

    Mamacita, you need your own magazine, I swear.

    February 21, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

    That butt is a force of nature. I'm not sure how it will hold up over time [pun intended] but holy toledo. I think I might be down with Mamacita on this one.

    I'm glad she's popular/on the D List at least there are images of a "real girl" with a bondondakadonk and some back fat that I can relate to now.

    Such a pretty girl...I still marvel at how much makeup they all wear. I would look like a hooker but the sisters [and mom] seem to pull it off well.

    February 22, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRichie Designs

    My college roommate was Bruce/Chris Jenner's nanny (at the time). OMG - did she have some storys (and she slept with Sylvestor Stallone). Sorry, this comment is not that interesting. I just wanted to show my SGM love - cause for real, I love you baby.

    February 22, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterelaine

    But, the general consensus at fanchitchat.com is that this bottom is not at all a force of nature but rather a force of the plastic surgeon. I'm all for the promotion of various natural body shapes and sizes but I fear there is nothing natural about this rear.

    February 23, 2008 | Unregistered Commenters.

    Who cares? If she chose it, she chose wisely.

    February 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

    Personally, I think it's real. I have no basis for this thought; I just think that some girls have super large badonks. Mama Kardashian has OBVIOUSLY been under the knife many times, so who knows.
    Whatever the case, I heart the Kardashians, butts and all!

    February 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSGM

    I like the whole 1950s pinup girl vibe her body gives off.

    February 23, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

    Hahaha! You crack me up. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed the back fat.

    February 24, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterHabitually Chic

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