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    Dec072008

    Elegance, thy name is Pam

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    What are those marks on her arm? It looks like a weasel was biting her. (And then probably changed its mind.)

    December 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

    yeah, nice rash. Also, it seems that she and Bridget, of Girls Next Door fame, share the same weird sneer smile. What is up with that anyway?

    December 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBreakfast for Dinner

    What was she thinking? That hat clearly does not match her shirt/dress.

    December 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBaking With Plath

    Could that be dimply cottage cheese on the thigh?

    December 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

    She looks like a homeless ferret hooker.

    December 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

    love the pepto bismol colored shoes!
    HOT. that color brings back memories...

    i wish you had been around to advise me when i was going off like an atom bomb (though i'm probably not the kind of celebrity you tend to support with wisdom and insight...i ain't pretty, gay or a girl :)

    please know that i am throwing my (impressive!) weight and ghostly power behind you getting a job at bravo.

    you are needed.

    December 7, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterghost of chris farley

    Anon, Ha, I can picture said weasel spitting and wiping its mouth.

    BforD, Excellent observation!

    bwp, I know! Maybe her thong pulls the outfit all together.

    Anon 7:51, I don't know...Dlisted had some pretty close-up shots and it looked pretty smooth to me. She's not human.

    Anon, homeless ferret hooker with RABIES.

    Ghost, out of all of the gross things going on in this picture, the peachy-pepto shoes may be sting my eyes the most. If you are not pretty, gay or girl and you are a celeb, then you must be Big Papa? Or Tom Colicchio? (God, I'm funny). I love a-bombs almost as much as f-bombs. If you get me a job at Bravo, I will rename one of my children after you.

    December 7, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSGM

    God she's gross.

    December 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSarah's Fab Day

    Oh shit. SGM, I love you.

    December 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer

    This is what the hepatitis virus would look like if it assumed a human form.

    December 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

    Ooooooooh! This shit just ain't working for ya anymore Pammy! As much as this goes against my personal mantra of 'More is More', LESS is most definitely more for Mizz Anderson!
    Knock a few of her teeth out and give the girl a few garbage bags & she's got the homeless hooker wrapped up for X-Mas!

    December 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterScandalous Housewife

    She looks like that Amy Poehler character Amber, the one-legged hypoglycemic.

    December 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

    Dear Pammikins,

    Please put the dick/crack pipe/moonshine down and nap/take some vitamins/put pants on.

    Love you, mean it,

    ZDub

    December 8, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterzakary

    Zakary: You look just like Pia Zadora, back in the day.

    (Compliment.)

    December 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

    Sine it looks like she stole those shoes right off a lifesize Barbie doll, it's anyones guess how she actually was able to find both.

    December 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMegan

    KLASSY! LOVE YOU SGM

    December 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

    She makes me feel sad.

    December 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

    Oh, this is sad. I couldn't believe she went out looking like this. I thought perhaps she had been mugged or something. However, I checked it out and she appears to have voluntarily appeared in public in this outfit. Pam needs a new stylist, for sure. I simply cannot imagine the thought process here.

    I did learn some things from these photos: never get lip plumping injections, think very carefully before any cosmetic surgery, ramp up the skin care regimen, exfoliate, stockings can be your best friend, I can still look sexy at 40, 50 or 60 but it will involve dressing a little differently than a sexy 19-year old might dress!

    SGM, thanks for providing this educational posting! ohj

    December 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterOld House Junkie

    goodness, did she take a wrong turn or what?! she's one hot mess if I've ever seen one.

    December 8, 2008 | Unregistered Commenteramber {daisy chain}

    Why do women her age who have children feel a need to act this way. She needs to give it up, it's over! She had her day in the sun as the sexy girl, now it's time to be a grown-up.

    December 9, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

    "She had her day in the sun as the sexy girl, now it's time to be a grown-up."

    Why?

    It's not like she has a talent she needs to pursue, or a mind to develop. She might as well keep doing this while she's got the body.

    (And that cottage-cheese remark? Wishful thinking.)

    December 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

    Hurrah - I can finally put "Better looking than Pam Anderson" on my match profile!

    December 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

    Looks awful here, but I LOVE her house....

    December 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSusancnw

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