This show is starting to get icky. Well, more icky than usual.
Thursday, November 13, 2008 *UPDATED*
Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member Kim is considering legal action against Lisa Wu Hartwell for some threatening voicemails that Lisa has been leaving on Kim's cell phone. How quickly this show is devolving into an episode of Cops. TMZ interviewed Kim and her attorney here and one of the voicemails is played. It sounds angry for sure, but not in an I'm-gonna-to-rip-your-wig-off-and-beat-your-ass-with-it way. The tone is more like I-know-you're-trying-to-avoid-me-after-the-mean-shit-you-talked-and-I-won't-stand-for-it.
Rumor has it that the threats stem from Kim leaking the news that Lisa does not have custody of her children from a previous marriage because of drug addiction. I guess that would explain Lisa's crazy excess energy. In an interview with Essence magazine, Lisa does say that she can't go into details, but that she went nuts on Kim after Kim (verbally) attacked her during the taping of the reunion show. (I bet Andy Cohen was shitting his pants!) When Essence asked about not having custody of her kids, she says that there was no misconduct on her part, that's she's "never done drugs."
Doesn't Kim's attorney look like a pit boss?
In the TMZ interview, you'll note that Kim casually prefaces a sentence with "when I was on the set of The Joneses, which is the movie that Sheree and I are doing with Demi Moore and David Duchovny...." Wow, Kim's acting career has really taken off! Strangely, this movie is not listed in her imdb credits. I'm sure Demi appreciated the shout-out, though. (and if Kim is actually in this movie, with any sort of speaking part, I will eat her wig, strand by strand.)
A commenter (the sharp-eyed Megan) in my last post provided a link stating that Kim and Big Papa are over. I can't confirm this. To the contrary, I found a video of Kim (filmed yesterday) saying that they are engaged, Big Papa is separated, and he will go public very soon, perhaps before Season 2. My bets are still on Lee Najjar--the only catch is that he's not a "celebrity." Incidentally, Kim is sitting two seats away from Lisa, so wtf, Kim? You must be really frightened.
The reporter who conducted the interview also claims that NeNe met Gregg while she was a stripper in Atlanta, and that she has cheated on Gregg a few times. Dammit, NeNe! This hurts team morale!
That's all I have. I'm very concerned about Orange County and how they might attempt to top all of this.
Recap to follow.
Update: Lisa tells her side of the story to Essence. There are details, people! She's way more credible than that low budget bitch Kim. Read it here.
Reader Comments (25)
Oooooooooh!
This is even better than crazy drunk LuAnn!
They can't top this. The only dirt on them is that they are all selling their homes and of course little Joshy poo. Isn't this the best Housewives yet???? I am so sad there is only one more episode!!!!
O------------M---------------G!!!!!!
I am speechless. This shit is better than my swinging neighbors I just found on Hookuparea.com.
Seriously, WHERE did you find all this FABULOUS info?
My heart is racing with excitement! I'm using this as my cardio!
I just read this on another website and ran over here to send it to you, but you are on top of things! This is the most scandalous cast ever! Do you really think NeNe was a stripper? Why didn't she teach the other girls to shake their jelly? I think Kim removed her wig for the video. She looks much better without it.
Two things I like about the TMZ post:
1. Kim's full name is Kim Zolciak
2. This sentence:
"Kim claims she is 30 and so scared from the VM [voicemail] she has consulted a lawyer and may be seeking legal action."
(I love how they work the "claims she is 30" jab in there.)
Paloma,
The correct phrasing is "shake THEY jelly."
The shit has really hit the fan now!
Although, COME ON BRAVO, all this press just before the season ends? Totally planned.
I dont think BP is Najjar. I dont think BP is a big time celeb either (maybe just a small potatoes celeb) and if he is a celeb then I am sure he is beggin to get out of the train wreck that is Kim if he has seen even one episode of this REE-DICK-U-LUS show we have grown to love and hate!
He looks more pimp than lawyer.
She might just be saying he's a celebrity in the same way that she's claiming to be filming a movie with Demi, you know? Like, "If you build it, they will come."
BTW, this is some serious Nancy Drew type work, my friend. VERY well done!
Eat her wig strand by strand!?!
hahahahahahahaha!
OMG! You called me sharp-eyed! I can die now. Seriously, this is, like, the best thing ever. Well, that and all the ridiculousness that is the RHOA.
Awesome post as usual!
That white top-hat get-up really had me nauseated. I so detest Kim and Sheree.
I can't believe NeNe would cheat on Greg. He is the nicest husband (besides the Snow dude).
This show actually stresses me out.
If you pulled Lisa's face off, there would be a raging, snarling, meth-contorted ferret's head underneath.
Kim is probably made up of two middle-age midgets standing on top of each other, wearing a Kim suit.
Sheree is a man, with a prison tattoo somewhere.
DeShawn's IQ is probably hovering around 40. She probably keeps trying to have conversations with the kitchen appliances.
That's how we do it in the Dirty South y'all!
Seriously good stuff.
anon 9:59
GOOD assessment of all 'dem bitches! The image of Kim as two midgets in a Kim suit -LOL!
Strangely, the imdb.com listing of the full credits for "The Joneses" does not mention Kim or Shereé:
www.imdb.com/title/tt1285309/fullcredits#cast
See my last post for an update on all of this. Lisa explains that the RHOA cast were invited to be extras in the movie and Sheree and Kim were the only ones who went. Kim is so full of the shit!
I too love the image of Kim as two middle aged midgets (little people?) in a Kim suit.
It's so perfect that Kim is bragging about being in a movie with two B-movie has-beens, Demi Moore and David Duchovny. Perfect.
Next: Kim and Sheree land jobs as dancers in a Huey and the News video!
SGM, have you heard all of these rumors?
First, Kim leaks that Lisa lost her kids in her divorce to Keith Sweat because of a drug problem.
Then Lisa/Sheree/ or NeNe leaks that Kim was a stripper at The Cheetah club and went by the stage name "Barbie."
Then Kim leaks that Lisa was romantically involved with Michael Vick before his arrest. That's how she met Ed.
Then someone else leaks that NeNe was evicted from the house she rented for the taping and that she lives in a 2br condo in Duluth. Rumors that she was also a stripper, and that's how she originally met Kim.
Then there's Sheree's criminal record, her bad checks and her stealing liquor from vendors during her fashion shows with no fashions.
Kim's daughter, Brielle, got her videos pulled from YouTube... she admits that Kim's two kids are by separate fathers... one of which it is leaked was a married man.
Duluth?!!!!!
Paloma! Excellent work, my friend. I had not heard the Michael Vick or the Kim stripper rumors! I did see the Brielle videos before they were yanked. Poor thing. She's so young, and she worships her mom.
I'm sure we will hear more about all of this in the future.
Harv, Duluth the suburb of Atlanta, not Minnesota. (I had to look it up too)
"NeNe moves to Fargo"--I would totally watch that.
If there is an involvement of drugs in a relationship, then the results isn't pretty at all. Drugs can destroy marriages and the victims here are the children.
Kim is probably made up of two middle-age midgets standing on top of each other, wearing a Kim suit The image of Kim as two midgets in a Kim suit where did you see the The image of Kim as two midgets at?