What? I mean, WHAT?

There's a Real Housewives of Miami.  It's premiering February 22.  Bravo is delaying Real Housewives of New York City until spring.  (via here) 

Take a minute to let that sink into your brain, will you?

Now please watch the preview for Miami:

(click through if you can't see the video)

NO ME GUSTA.

I am like a pitbull on a chain for Jill Zarin, you know?  I'm ready for her.  And Bravo gives us Miami, which looks HORRIBLE (and I mean horrible-bad, not horrible-good).  I mean, GOD, is that Steven Cojacaru at :46?

I wasn't going to eat any M&Ms today.  I wasn't.  But now I have no choice.  Andy Cohen, I hold you responsible for my cellulite. 

Please discuss.