A match made in prostitution whore heaven

Click on the photo to get the story, but don't get your hopes up.  Sounds like Danielle Staub from Real Housewives of New Jersey and Jon "I'm dying to talk to you but TLC's all up my ass" Gosselin were at the same club and that's about it.  Disappointing, because this could have been the greatest love story/reality clusterfuck of all time.  It's still worth it to click through to the video and see the evolution of Danielle's eyebrows, which are true works of art.

(thanks to my girl Kris for the tip)