Dirty Little Secret

Advice via twitter:

"Jersey Shore is like a pill problem.  If you're into it, fine.  But don't demean yourself by talking about it at work."

I can't stop giggling about this because it's true.  Jersey Shore has become a monster who feeds off of our helpless and compulsive desire to watch people take pride in their artificial skin tones and ability to take a punch.  And that's just the women.  Jersey Shore is a shameful addiction that should only be discussed behind closed doors, and even then, in a whisper.

Do you watch?  Come sit by me.  I won't tell. 

Side note:  If Jersey Shore was a pill, I have a feeling it would look like this. 

 Yes.