A little bit of everything

• 9 by Design.  Do you love Cortney?  YES, the answer is yes.  The hipster dad doesn't even bother me, especially after seeing him take that April Fool's joke so well.  Does anyone know if they started out with a big pile of money?  What's the story?  See more photos of their wowzers house here.

• High Society.  Did you watch last night?  It's 20 minutes of commercial and 10 minutes of show, and that 10 minutes is like pouring a bottle of Drano straight onto your exposed brain.  Last night, Tinsley tongued Constantine from American Idol (ick), her old mom tongued her equally old date (double ick), and PJC was his normal self, which is to say a sociopathic worm.  I can't even talk about Devorah (we knew she was bad news bears way back when) and Jules without swallowing a handful of valium.   If you haven't watched, I beg you to share in my pain.  PLEASE.  Full episodes are online here.

• In case you haven't heard, there is a delicious, boomerang-like scandal going on with Jill Zarin.  You must read this.  (thanks to all of you tipsters.)

• Real Housewives of New York City is on tonight.  On a related note, Blizzards at Dairy Queen are buy one, get the second one for twenty-five cents.  Self-medication by ice cream.  Mmmmm.  See you after!