The Best Exchange

Shazia (to Preston): ....why don't you go do that because it's not so labor intensive. I thought that was the most disgusting thing you could have said to me!

Jeff: Shaz. Did you call him an a-hole?

Shazia: Yes.

Jeff (gentle voice): Isn't that the most disgusting thing you could say to somebody?

SGM (fanning herself): OMIGOD.

Look at that smirk! Did anyone else sense a love triangle blossoming among Jeff, Jonathan Adler and Preston? What about Eddie's gorgeous floral arrangement? It's almost like the judges were saying "Eddie, we can't have you win every time, so we're going to make up some bullshit excuse and give this one to Nathan."

I was happy to see Shaz go, but not because of the a-hole comment. What do you think?

My arms ache for him

Jeff Lewis guest judges on Top Design tonight. (I'm totally fanning myself at my desk right now. HOT.)

Also, if you've been watching the show regularly this season, then you are familiar with the super-talented Eddie Ross. Look at him!

God, how I love me some smart-mouthed preppy gay. Sigh. Paloma at La Dolce Vita scored an interview with him, and he's just as fabulous as you would expect. Check it out here.

Passive break-ups, brothels for women and swingers!

These will be the topics of discussion on the Decorno, Elaine and SGM podcast, airing tonight at 8 PST/11 EST. Trust me, you do not want to miss it--deep, dark secrets of humiliation and lust will be revealed! Listen or call in HERE in with a story or a question.

Speaking of lame-ass break-up moves, how fabulous did Mary Louise Parker look last night? If you recall, Billy Crudup dumped her for another woman when she was 7 months pregnant.

If there was a bubble coming out of her mouth, it would say "EFF YOU, BILLY." And also "how is that nasty slut Claire Danes (who, btw doesn't even star in a hit show on cable) doing? Huh?" Most definitely.

He's hot, but

The hirsute Adrian Grenier at the Emmys tonight.

. . . the hands of aestheticians everywhere must be tingling with desire.

We have so much to catching up to do, you guys! More soon.

Announcements

1. My computer has died. I am hopeful that I can work with Microsoft and Dell to resurrect it by the weekend, but in the meantime posts shall be scarce. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "bitch, don't be a hero--your computer is 4.5 years old. Go buy a new one!" My response to that is that I am thinking of the EARTH and trying to be GREEN and not throw away my computer in a LANDFILL just because it has most likely erased my entire itunes library and countless important documents and invaluable photos of my children. Also, I am cheap. I can fix that bastard computer!

Rachel Zoe posts will resume, and a new Top Design feature will begin, very soon.

2. In case you missed it, listen to the weekly Decorno*, Elaine and SGM podcast here. Topics of discussion last night included lots of dirty things that I can't type because I typing this at the library for fuck's sake! So just go listen for yourself.

*Go read her post for today and see what the NY Times wrote about Rachel Zoe.