The best moment from last night, slightly reinterpreted
Tuesday, November 8, 2011 
"What medications am I on? Hmmm. Let's see. Chloroform, marzipan, listeria, tiricisjsjiengns and the odd spray of cranberry fir room freshener."
"Wow, that's a lot of drugs. No wonder everyone thinks you're a tweaker. Wait--you're not drinking alcohol while you're on these meds, are you?"
"Wha? Oh no. I'd never do that. I don't touch alcohol anymore. I would never never never drink alcohol while on these drugs because that would be....?????"
"Dangerous!"
"Dangerous! Absolutely! I would never do something dangerous. It'd be like burying your face in cocaine or something stupid like that, right? Haha! That probably wouldn't get a person extra-high or anything. Would it?"
"Kim, that question concerns me. Why do you ask?"
"No reason. I'm just curious. Curious Kim! Curious Kim with a horrible controlling sister, no money and a beat-down hobo for a boyfriend. Every reason to participate in a healthy, non-destructive lifestyle, Paul."
That's the conversation that was really happening. We all know it.
Was anyone else disappointed that the psychic didn't turn to Faye Resnick and say "Nicole is here and she says OJ did it." I was waiting for it. Expecting it. Why invite Faye to a seance if you're not going to ask about OJ?! Total disregard of Chekov's gun, Andy Cohen.
Thoughts on this season so far? Is anyone watching Atlanta? I accidentally did. Missed you guys. xxoo
Reader Comments (13)
I think you are talking about the "morally corrupt" Faye Resnick right? I love that Lisa Vanderfab referenced that great title when she walked into the seance!
I am going to pass on the Atlanta wives this year. Too much yuckiness. I totally skipped the New Jersey wives this season.
I enjoy your bloggy goodness!
I missed the morally corrupt part this time around. I also saw photos on Bravo's website of Vanderfab puffing on an electronic cigarette. Did I somehow miss that too, or was it not aired? That lady has big balls.
Debbie, I can't believe I'm saying this, but RHONJ was SO GOOD.
Oh my god. this recap is so good. found you from mfamb
do you do this for every episode of every real housewives city?? An embarrassment of riches!
I am so happy right now.
I will be getting nothing done now today as I have some reading to catch up on!!
Kim's secret boyfriend looks like a gray Shrek.
Im watching Atlanta, i cant resist. I have the time to watch because im RICH RICH RICH! I just went to the used bike shop and bought my son a bike with CASH MONEY! BECAUSE THATS HOW WE RICH FOLK ROLL! CHA CHING bitches!
Finally got around to watching!! You have to re-watch. You must have been playing with Frank's butt to miss the Lisa stuff! I am sad to say my Lisa love is gone. Her "who me?" schtick about the email from Russell was just too much! Yes Lisa, you!!! BFF with the US editor is just a little too convenient! Oh, and thank goodness I don't live and drive in CA anymore! Kim driving was horrifying! Even MTV will stop the kids from driving under the influence! Shame Andy!!!!!!!!!
CLRB out!
Just Hilarious! :)
I loved it when he said "Oh, see. Now it all makes sense." I wanted to say, "Oh, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul. That doesn't even begin to scratch the surface."
Just getting caught up on BH, and the only thing I am sure of is that my love for Maricio continues to grow. The way he feigned interest in the psychics magnetic ghost reader thing? So cute. My husband would have been like "Ya'll bitches can have your crazy shit. I'll be down at the bar busy NOT GOING TO HELL".
Also, I didn't want to watch ATL, but just like the Godfather they pulled me back in. There have been some serious one-liners so far, but my favorite is "And then the heifer tried to backdoor me!" Ah, you can alway count on South Philly Sheree to bring the zingers.
Also, if you need a dose of hilarity, check out Jay Mohr's last podcast, where Colin Quinn does a cover of Gia's "Worryin and worryin". So good.
guuuuuurl - where u been? so glad you r back @ it. Yes watching, watching, watching. I can't get enough of these cray cray bitties!
Can't figure Kim out...what is with this uh, uh, uh, strange boyfriend man?? Kim would never, ever
drink, we know that...oh I am passing on Atlanta too -- it's way tmi.
Marzipan!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!