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    May282010

    Who IS this?

    So Pam Anderson was right all along--elegance is a skin tight metallic corset with boobs being squeezed out the top.

    video via dlisted.

    UPDATE:  I should have known!  LuAnn is too big-time and embedding has been disabled.   As she said last night, "we can't just give it away for free!"  Click on dlisted's link above to watch the video.

    Reader Comments (38)

    Count D'Eurotrash is thanking his lucky stars he's across the pond, far away from this clusterfuck.

    P.S. When LuAnn was apartment hunting..was that a WWF belt hanging around her neck? I like chunky jewelry and all, but this was like a dinner plate! I agree with previous poster that we are gonna see Madam HoBag and her turquoise on QVC...Pocohantas gets out of the kayak and goes to the disco? That's been done to death, my darling.

    May 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBarb

    Janice Dickinson, with a 1/4-inch layer of Vaseline on the lens.

    May 30, 2010 | Unregistered Commenteranon

    Had to FORCE myself to watch/listen through the end. So worth it.

    To all the criticisms here, I add: THE LYRICS. I would not be surprised if LuAnn actually wrote those terrible lyrics.

    May 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBrigitte

    @ Barb --

    Lulu's whole turquoise thing doesn't make sense anyway. I mean, we tend to think of turquoise as a catchall representation of Native Americans, but its roots are Western/Southwestern. If her point is to express pride in her Native heritage, she should be promoting traditional Algonquin crafts, shouldn't she?

    But then again, I guess when a woman insists on being called "Countess LuAnn" without realizing how ridiculous that sounds, we can't expect much more than the most superficial effort. Come to think of it, that song is already proof of this...

    May 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBlisterina

    I finally saw this past week's episode. Luann steps up to be the final say in who is right. I agree that 'hoebag' shouldn't even be in Kelly's vocabulary. Terror on the high seas is absolutely the way to view it. Now I just have to catch up on the Housewives of New Jersey!

    May 30, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterjcrewkg13

    I just add to add. Money can't buy you class,but obviously it can buy you a video and CD.

    ACK!! that's just an awful song. I swear I think Kim's "Tardy to the Party" is better.

    Like a train wreck, I just can't stop watching.

    May 30, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKC

    I need an exorcism - I swear I can't get this damn song out of my head.

    May 31, 2010 | Unregistered Commentertrudie

    now that the shock and horror is wearing off...i want my mommy, a fresh gin and tonic and my bunny rabbit. sweet jesus that was awful.

    May 31, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterrerun

    "You don't have to be rich or famous to be unforgettable. HA-HAH!"

    June 1, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCindy

    HOLY CRAP..........the woman has lost her mind!! I give it a "0", but you can dance to it.

    June 1, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJC

    Her face! They must have grabbed up all the loose skin on the back of her neck and pulled as hard as they could, then knotted it taut with a super-tight rubber band.

    20 seconds in and I hurled. Now I have to drink heavily to erase those 20 seconds from my memory. Why is she dressed like a high-dollar hooker and singing about class and elegance? Oh never mind...cheers!

    June 2, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDobbygirl

    I liked it.

    June 4, 2010 | Unregistered Commenteranon

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