Thursday
May202010
Pardon me,
Thursday, May 20, 2010 but what the FUCK just happened?
Once again, Kelly Bensimon's twitter feed was hyperventilating during the show. Are we at the point of Britney, where we really do need to feel sorry for her? If so, then let me squeeze this one in under the wire:
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remember when sonja kept saying that she smelled cat piss?
meth smells like cat piss. google it.
just sayin.
Can I just say how much I love Sonja in this episode?
This beats everything in the history of everything. It beats people who eat people. Was she just that high/wasted? I'm actually a little upset with Bravo for tricking me, I didn't know id be watching that. That's not fun (like gummi bears).
Oh wow. That twitter feed is insane. The show was hilarious/upsetting, she loves the drama/she hates the drama, she doesn't watch the show/she's watching the show...she knows everyone can see all her tweets, yes? And not just the people she's tweeting?
I'm with Marcela....and don't people on meth crave sugar?!? For a few episodes I've felt like she was on drugs of some sort. She's a total whack job.
Me again. And plus she's the only one who's always shiny and sweaty looking....with a makeup crew standing by...something is not right here.
all i kept thinking the whole episode is that if i were at that fing awsome villa with my girlfriends, we would be sucking every moment of pleasure out of it. made me angry.
did anyone else notice kelly's wierd gwyneth paltrow plug? the odd photo session? that episode had one kelly foreshadowing after another. wondering if she should be taking care of her kids.
I've been waiting a good 3 weeks for this episode and boy did it deliver! Why isnt Kelly in rehab? She is CLEARLY a Meth head. Bravo.. nor her baby daddy could convince her she needs HELP? It is typical meth head paranoia theres not even a doubt...it's TEXT BOOK. Where is Bravo, where is her baby daddy, where are her BFFS Jill and LuLu! WHERE IS DOCTOR DRU?? LMAO
For serious, I hope she doesnt have her children, meth heads are dangerous they rully rully believe people are coming for them. She could kill her children and not even know it! 20 bucks says Romoner, Alex and Bethany slept in the same room that night terrified she was coming for them.
SGM will you be doing a full recap or are you backing off the crazy crazies? Cant wait to read it.. even if that makes me a shit head. LOL
Mental health issues, meth head, whatever. Bravo needs to do whatever it costs to get her off the show. Anything else is exploitation. I pray she isn't at the reunion for everyone's sake, hers, the other women, the viewers.
(cowering in corner)...
is it over yet?
i am so not shitting when i said i went to bed last night and was very uncomfortable and scared. there is some serious paranoia going on here and she does seem under the influence of something...HOWEVER...before we jump to the meth conclusion. i am a type 1 diabetic (very different from the type 2 that old people and fatties get) and before i was diagnosed i was in crazytown for a while. i craved sugar all the time (and actually ate an entire bowl full of jellybeans in one evening). nothing made sense to me, my blood sugars were in the thousands (normal range is between 80 and 120), i threatened suicide, really...i was crazy and behaving a lot like k.b. so i suppose her blood sugars and/or hormones could be out of control. insulin is a hormone and when your endocrine system is out of balance you act like a crazy person. so, even if she is not a full blown diabetic like me she could just have an incredibly fucked up endocrine system. thyroid etc.. i am not talking about a little pms here either folks. i am talking a full blown hormonal imbalance. some doctors prescribe antidepressants for this. which work temporarily but the real issue must be addressed before you get better.
she ought to lay off the sugar and the exercise for a while. women need a substantial amount of good fat in their systems to maintain a healthy hormone balance and endocrine system. all that exercise and sugar just depletes anything good.
sorry...don't mean to play doctor here. but it was really clear to me that either she is on drugs (which by the way also fuck up your hormones- i've been down this road too) or she has health issues that are creating mental health issues. i am a firm believer that your mind works in harmony with your body.
either way..kooka doodle doo is right bethenney!
She is such a nutbag. Did you see that picture of her disgusting foot that she posted on Twitter? I have it on my blog today:
http://bit.ly/cU4s60
After this episode, I am obsessed with Sonja. I want to hang out with her. She seems really fun in a ridiculous way.
The fact that Bethenny is sober all the time really helps. I think if she were drunk, she would have completely flipped out. I like her level head-ness.
I loved everything about this episode and cannot wait to read SGM and all the other recaps.
I'm guessing it could be written off for a number of medical issues. im with "my favorite and my best" in that your mind works in harmony with your body.
The thing is.. have any former meth addict or caregiver of one watch this show, they will spot kelly within 3 mins of the first boat episode. The frequent "time outs" (to hit the pipe IMO) AND the amonia smell Sonja pointed out? When you do meth it stinks of cat pee/amonia you sweat horribly and the sweat reeks of amonia.
Also i'd like to say that its not the Meth that causes the paranoia and psychosis its the lack of sleep from being awake for more than 24 hours. Remember her saying she hasnt slept and blamed it on Bethany? Girl just needed to GO TO SLEEP!
The brain of someone on Meth is identical to the brain of someone suffering from skitzophrenia. Girl needs serious help and if Bravo and baby daddy dont help.. hopefully her midwest parents will!
Can someone please post a link to Kelly's twitter feed, I'm not that twitter savvy
This is Kelly's twitter feed: https://twitter.com/kikilet
God help me, I plan to recap.
I don't know what scared me the most, the shower scene from Psycho or watching Kelly have a mental meltdown on national TV.
I slept with the lights on last night and always have clear shower curtains in my bathrooms.
Muffy
I'm watching it again. Round 2. I do that with every episode, but this particular one is going to require at least seven screenings. She has officially lost her mind. She started shouting AL SHARPTON last night at Bethenny!! I mean, WTF?! And Bethenny is so damn funny..."Oh. So, she came in costume."
Sonja is AMAZING! I just, I don't even know what to say about this one. I'm typing as I'm watching round two, and it's all just too much to digest. RECAP, please!
Has anyone seen Kelly's 5/20 blog post on bravotv.com? "I have never endured such a difficult time with four women. Trust your instincts." That's it. That's all she's got. I'm not saying she's stoopid....but as Bethenny has said in the past, 'She's not quick. She's not astute.' I don't consider myself a genius by any stretch....but the only times in my life when I can admittedly remember fearing another person, was becuase I was woefully out of my debt in the smarts department. Bethenny is as quick as a whip and Kelly is scared shitless of her. Shitless.
Creepy was the moment after dinner and right before Kelly went to grab the Jelly Belly bag when she accused Bethenny of sabotaging her friend 'Gwyneth'. At that point, the evening turned a corner and everyone realized that they were dealing with someone who was going through a legitimate episode of some kind. Oy. Such delicious drama!
There's only one logical explanation for this: Ambien
Confutius say: Satchel of Gold.
GO TO SLEEP! GO TO SLEEP! YOURE CRAZY!
I only watched the last 20 mins (was on a Grey's Anatomy high) & WOAH! was that the best 20 min's of any RH epsiode EVER! Holy shizzle. I don't know enough about meth heads or diabetes to dx her, but there is something up, Alex's facial expressions & Ramomner's eyes said it all! After this episode I love Sonja so much more. She was great! Loved Bethenny, when she was all do you finally see it? Please SGM, if you never do another RH re-cap again all summer, please for all that is good re-cap this baby!
All loved SJP on WWH last night too!
What does meth smell like? (from illinois attorney general)
Strong chemical odors such as ether, ammonia (smells like cat urine) and acetone (smells like nail polish remover)
You can smell this odor when detoxing. (Sweating it out)
Smoking it
Cooking it
Snorting it
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You dont think Bravo innocently allowed that Sonja clip in do you? They knew and were giving viewers a chance to see it themselves.
You smell like cat piss... is not something you normally see on a reality show. We see some knock down drag out fights but being accused of smelling like cat piss and not defending yourself? THEY KNEW she was smokin it up!
Is Kelly sick? Who knows. For a crazy mama she can still articulate some pretty clear jealousy and some very direct and "low blow" type insults. Me thinks she's semi obsessed with the one that has what she wants. Youth, book deals, a new Bravo show outside of the RH team, branded company endorsements, a nice cute new hubby and the fun and excitement of starting a family. Truth be told? I'm so A.D.D. I'm already over this episode and jonesin' for next week with the Jill and Bobby drive-by. AND THEN! There's all this loveliness to look forward to!! http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2010/05/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-amps-up-franchise-with-star-power.html
I was thinking it was coke, but Meth makes way more sense considering what went down.
It was such a amazing meltdown I watched it on the east coast feed at the gym and the west coast version when I got home. I just couldn't believe it was that nuts until I could see it a second time.
wow.