It's so easy to read their minds
Wednesday, July 1, 2009 
Ramoner: I'm bored. I need to be stimulated. I think I will bring up Alex's nude photos one more time after the show.
Alex: Well, it's fine, but it's certainly no corset made out of rotting burlap.
Jill: Let's get this over with. Brad's re-wallpapering my entire apartment with the Zarin logo and I just know he's going to screw it up.
Jaqueline: I wonder what it would be like to read a book.
Dina: Bubbies are too small. Next.
Caroline: What the fuck are you lookin' at, bitch?
Teresa: I wonder where we place orders? I want five of everything.
Danielle: Little do they know, I have Cop without a Badge hiding under this paper. We're gonna clear the air once and for all!
For more photos of the Housewives at The Fashion Show fashion show (what?), go here.
Reader Comments (25)
You are the absolute greatest. Don't ever change. Aren't the RHONJ 9th grade all over again?
Have you seen Jill on an episode of My Life on the D List? They really gave her a hard time. Granted, she was being extremely annoying and couldn't help bringing up FABRIC and ZARIN a few dozen times. Hilarious.
This picture is too good!! I love your captions.
That was hysterical.
"I wonder what it's like to read a book."
bahahahahah. classic.
Hysterical. All true and hysterical. One of your best!
LOL!
I do like what's her face green clutch though.
Did you see Danielle/Beverly on All My Children?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PWUEDMTKlA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dlisted.com%2F&feature=player_embedded
She's been dying to be famous for a long time!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!
I like how Danielle had to sit on the other side of the aisle. I rully rully rully want to know what she did to push Caroline over the edge.
Hahaha! Awesome.
I'm with Carrie, I've just GOT to know what happened.
You are spot on with the mind-reading... you kill me!!!
Once again, you are brilliant and had me laughing! Hope you are having a good summer....Can't wait for Jeff Lewis!
http://www.usmagazine.com/ - bottom left corner - KELLY KB, looking really confused. if i could find a link I would send it... check it out!!
So effin' funny, biatch!
LOVE IT! LOL!!
good idea to keep danielle on the opposite side from everyone else! ha!
Carrie beat me to it--the huge space between Teresa and Danielle is great. And the only thing I would add to Danielle's thoughts are "how can I get them to love me?????"
captions are perfect!
"Caroline: What the fuck are you lookin' at, bitch?"
she scares me!
You have me laughing out loud all the time. Excellent captions, especially Danielle's. I ♥ it.
I was SOOO hoping you'd comment on this... especially the look on Danielle's face.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/22553353@N00/3669706848/in/photostream/
Did Gretchen get married?
Fantastic! You are awesome!
Best captions ever!
I can't stop saying bubbies...
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This was perfect!