Saturday
May022009
Proof that no one looks good in a seersucker jumpsuit
Saturday, May 2, 2009 
Our dear Bethenny, no doubt rehashing her father issues, at the Kentucky Derby. In a seersucker jumpsuit.
photo and father issues via Bethenny's twitter
Reader Comments (28)
Oh, dear!
Seriously, if Bethany can't pull it off, no one can.
This is... bad.
Do I spy a camel toe?
Looks like B could use the cuchini (just google it).
This is just...awful.
Ohh, and googled cuchini- that is GREAT! LOL!
Oh, wow. Someone better get Rachel Zoe on 911. She'd DIE!
That must be today's outfit. I caught the special yesterday on Bravo and she had on a dress with rubber boots--appropriate for walking across the field, but with stripes of yellow, orange and pink, they reminded me of someone else's "pink panther legs."
She was rocking a lollipop yesterday, as well. What's up with that? You just know there has to be an endorement/promotional tie in.
it is for the best that i didn't run into dear bethenny at the track today because i was a wee bit intoxicated and would have definitely began gushing about "how much i love seersucker and how my shower curtain is seersucker and from kmart and don't you just love martha? and oh my god, IS THAT A ROMPER? "
Yah know, I love Bethenny but....sometimes I think she just doesn't know what the fuck she's doing to her image. I mean didn't she look in the mirror? And yes that does appear to be a camel trotting around in her business.
Oh no. Oh no no non nonononono.
I think she's in on the joke. I'm not sure the cameltoe was meant to be a part of it, but the lollipop and the jumpsuit were. I hope.
I really hope this was done to be comical. Because if not, WTF?!? She has too good of a body to wear bad clothes. I mean, seriously! It makes me embarrassed for the Derby.
How the hell did I miss the Derby?
You know what Jill would say about that lollipop...
You'd think with all the time spent at the track as a child she'd know they race horses not camels at the Kentucky Derby. Yeesh!
Holy hard-nips Bethenny! You rully, rully need a brawr.
What would the countess say?
On another note...is the guy behind her with the Donald Trump hair her date?
eye of newt...toe of camel...sucker of sears.
One visible beaming headlight and camel toe... classy!
Oh dear. Oh dear that is just WRONG!
Oh sweet Jesus. I must bleach my eyes now! That is going to haunt me in my dreams.
Oh holy damn.
It's the lollypop at the Derby that really pushed it over the edge for me.
ummm...and i think someone needed to put a braweron.
PLEASE, NO CHARLIE TANGO
911: What is your emergency?
Bystander: Ah yeah, we've got a fashion emergency over here. There's a headlight out and a camel toe...
911: What? A camel's foot got run over and the car is damaged with a headlight out? Tell me your location
Bystander: NO. It's a FASHION accident. Can't somebody help? We're at Churhill Downs in front of a bus
911: We're sending the fashion police right over
OMFG!
This is really bad, tragic even.