So many nuggets, don't know where to start. I'm not sure what is more disturbing - the vast dichotomy between nature and Teresa/Teresa's spawn or the specialness of her younger child.
I didn't think I could love a cast of Real Housewives more than the original OC (sorry, I'm a stickler) but man. The New Joisey crew is quickly climbing the ranks for me. I'm pretty sure Teresa also got married in a gold lame wedding gown and had her kids baptized in gold lame.
On one hand, I am surprised they are not all in matching gold lame bikinis. And then I am relieved that they are not. And then on a third hand (it gets tangly in my brain), I am saddened they are not, because I love a trainwreck. Why do you think I am so addicted to Bravo?
Can't share the love of this infantile woman, especially given what she's doing to her daughters. When the Ramseys did the same thing to JonBenet, everyone clucked disapprovingly.
The way she carries around that wad of cash really is troubling to me. It's only a matter of time before the IRS does an audit on them. I would think so anyway.
I was horrified to watch the scene when T and her brats tore through that kids' clothing store. She did nothing to control them at all, even when that strange little one was banging on the cash register.
Do you know that wide-set eyes are sometimes a symptom of fetal alcohol syndrome? That's what the little one looks like.
you know, I was going to make a comment about this picture...but I am scared.
I mean at least if you ever met Ramoner she would just say "Oh SGM your blog is just so foo foo and declasse." That we could handle. But these ladies, um and thier husbands...
When she's 50, no one will love Teresa. Her outward appearance will be as grotesque as her puerile, empty interior. How much money would Teresa give to charity, if no one asked her to?
Pigstown: Teresa's not an alcoholic, just a cretin. If she were an alcoholic, she wouldn't be clever enough to hide it, driving her kids to the mall, the acting coach, auditions, the new house, the furniture store, hubby's office, the friend's blind date, blah blah blah.
An alcoholic Teresa would just spend the day face and hair down in her own vomit.
wait. why aren't the girls in matching gold bikinis? I specifically remember that she likes them always to match, she buys 3 of everything (in cash, of course).
Saturday, May 23, 2009
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So many nuggets, don't know where to start. I'm not sure what is more disturbing - the vast dichotomy between nature and Teresa/Teresa's spawn or the specialness of her younger child.
I'm curious about all of the abnormally low hairlines...
that kid could pass for Fergie.
Looks like she got her bubbies.
Youngest looks like Big Pussy. Seriously.
Ha! Hope she doesn't get shoved off of the boat.
I don't think their hairlines are low..they just have wide-roundish faces...and not high foreheads like the queen of 8balls over there Kelly Bensimon.
Gold lame is acceptable in many parts of Jersey and Las Vegas for virtually any occasion. Oy.
I didn't think I could love a cast of Real Housewives more than the original OC (sorry, I'm a stickler) but man. The New Joisey crew is quickly climbing the ranks for me. I'm pretty sure Teresa also got married in a gold lame wedding gown and had her kids baptized in gold lame.
GOLD LAME YESSSSSS!
On one hand, I am surprised they are not all in matching gold lame bikinis. And then I am relieved that they are not. And then on a third hand (it gets tangly in my brain), I am saddened they are not, because I love a trainwreck. Why do you think I am so addicted to Bravo?
Hahaha! Fergie and Big Pussy! SPOT ON!
Teresa is now knocked up with her fourth kid.
Can't share the love of this infantile woman, especially given what she's doing to her daughters. When the Ramseys did the same thing to JonBenet, everyone clucked disapprovingly.
So since Teresa likes the whole family to dress alike, does that mean her husband has a gold lame Speedo?
anonymous here thinks u guys are fcking hilarious!!!
MY favorite Teresa moment was on the preview show when she said she "used to" have big hair. LOVE HER!
The way she carries around that wad of cash really is troubling to me. It's only a matter of time before the IRS does an audit on them. I would think so anyway.
I was horrified to watch the scene when T and her brats tore through that kids' clothing store. She did nothing to control them at all, even when that strange little one was banging on the cash register.
Do you know that wide-set eyes are sometimes a symptom of fetal alcohol syndrome? That's what the little one looks like.
you know, I was going to make a comment about this picture...but I am scared.
I mean at least if you ever met Ramoner she would just say "Oh SGM your blog is just so foo foo and declasse." That we could handle. But these ladies, um and thier husbands...
Does she put sunscreen on her kids? The one in the gold looks very tan for a little girl...
I do like Teresa though :-)
When she's 50, no one will love Teresa. Her outward appearance will be as grotesque as her puerile, empty interior. How much money would Teresa give to charity, if no one asked her to?
Pigstown: Teresa's not an alcoholic, just a cretin. If she were an alcoholic, she wouldn't be clever enough to hide it, driving her kids to the mall, the acting coach, auditions, the new house, the furniture store, hubby's office, the friend's blind date, blah blah blah.
An alcoholic Teresa would just spend the day face and hair down in her own vomit.
Yup---and she's soooo not a stage mom. Ha!
Her husband did time in the slammer for a DWI (he served on weekends).
He tried to sue NJ for being beaten in jail, by the guards. Sadly, he lost, but I guess he is still "juicy."
Teresa is a trainwreck, bribing a two year old with lip gloss.
wait. why aren't the girls in matching gold bikinis? I specifically remember that she likes them always to match, she buys 3 of everything (in cash, of course).
Ugh, I hate bikinis on little girls. Gives me the creeps.