Overheard last night in NYC
Thursday, April 30, 2009 
Kelly Bensimon: Hey, you! WAZZUP!
Beth Stern: Excuse me?
Kelly: Oh my God, like, I think I went to like, your wedding. And, like, we go to fashion shows together.
Beth: Yes, Kelly. We used to be friends, but now I'm trying to distance myself from you socially.
Kelly: What? Like, you're so adorable and I'm so adorable, and together we're like, a total adorablefest. So UH-MAZING. I'm up here [lifting her hand] and because you're married to like, that famous rock star, you're up here too.
Beth: Howard's not a rock star, he's on the radio.
Kelly: Whatever. I won't indulge you in this.
Beth: What are you talking about?
Kelly: You tell me.
Beth: Um, I need to go.
Kelly: Actually, I'm the one who like, needs to go. I'm rully rully busy. Like, I'm a mom and the Ambassador for Wool and I'm an 'A' too. Like, I can't stop and talk to everyone. This conversation means nothing to me.
Beth: Okay. See you later. Has anyone seen my bodyguard?
Kelly: YOU'RE CRAZY! AND A FOIL!
Many, many thanks to my anonymous friend who sent me this photo from last night's launch party for Rachel Roy's new Macy's line. KELLY LIVES!
Recap will be up tonight. Late, late tonight.
xoxo
Reader Comments (11)
You make me laugh! Thank you.
Loved it!
Too funny! I can't wait for your recap! Kelly is seriously messed up. She acts like a fourteen year old girl and is oblivious to reality. How can anyone be so dense?
Oh, I get it...being an Ambassador for Wool explains that horrid scarf! I thought she said paying $16K for a Birkin was insane (about Jill) yet she is carrying one?
honestly i can't wait for the recap.
me personally? i was completely fucking dumbfounded by kelly's retardation on tuesday. that whole thing with bethenney? rully? what's her problem? are the two of them joquining us? (aka whaa-keen-ing)
j
Too funny:)
I was starting to think I imagined this, but maybe it's just rully, rully old news:
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Fans Can Enjoy Never Before Seen Dramatic Moments From The Second Season Thursday, May 14 At 9 PM ET/PT
I'll bet ol' Kells didn't pay $16K for that Birkin. She's got several of them.
Maybe they are really good fake birkins...
A FOIL!!!
Love the pic! A friend told me about your site. I love it.
Can you address something from the past for me: Ramoner commented to the Countess that if LuAnn's daughter was going off to boarding school, then something must be lacking at home...
Did Ramoner already know about the Count's lady friend or was she actually being intuitive & perceptive? Hmm. Your thoughts?