The Return of David
Friday, February 27, 2009 I haven't really been keeping up with VH1's Sober House, but last night I caught the most recent episode. Everyone was talking about this mean guy David, whose bulls-eye cruelty incited Shifty's near-fatal relapse. Who is this David, I wondered, and why is he hanging around the fragile sober people? During a Dr. Drew therapy session, I learned that David is Sober House resident Mary Carey's (porn star) manager and that he is this evil Svengali-type who makes Mary cry. I had not yet laid eyes on David, yet I hated him with a fiery passion.
Finally, David appeared onscreen to verbally abuse Mary and discuss the swinger's convention that he booked for her. Total d-bag. Hmmm....he looks familiar. Do you recognize him?
I'll give you a moment.
Okay okay, I can't keep it in any longer! I'll tell you! THIS is David:
that cheesey shitweasel from Jo and Slade's show, Date My Ex! The one who was the frontrunner for a while because he gave Jo a helicopter ride and a Louis Vuitton scarf! The one who basically said that he was a rising star and offered to manage her music career. Apparently, the music career he had in mind was one in which she played the skin flute! (sorry, so gross, but how could I resist?!)(look it up on urban dictionary if you need to.)
Can you imagine if Jo ended up with him? She'd be starring in Real Hookers of Orange County (and honestly, she'd probably be making more money than she is right now). Oh, I'm just DYING.
Reader Comments (23)
Shitweasel!
SGM, I love you.
Jo sold herself for a scarf? Way to set your price, girlfriend.
He's also bff with Rod Stewart's son and Tori Spelling's brother! He was on that show they had on A&E.
SGM, nice work! I knew I had seen him before!!
He was also on that reality show with Randy Spelling & Sean Stewart! I can't remember the name of it.
How the hell did Scandy not know about the Urban Dictionary! My fave blog sights are soooooo educational! Thanks, SGM!
Because I love to share:
1. Shitweasel is a good name for this guy. As ashamed as I am to say it, I see this shitweasel out from time to time. I think we have some mutual friends, eww.
2. My husband is a painter and Mary Carey asked him if he would paint her vagina at a club once.
3. I went to Best Buy to purchase a TV around Thanksgiving and Jo was set up with a booth there autographing her cd.
You're welcome.
yep David = get me on tv anyway I can.
He was on that show with Spelling and Stewart. He was just as sleezy there too.
I cannot stand the way he talks to Mary.
He is suppose to be these people's managers, I think he is more about getting himself infront of the camera!
d-bag he is. Not that old Sladey's a whole lot better, (he actually creeps me out-a lot). What happened to the guy Jo chose in that cheesy show? And what happened to fake english accent, Maya? Who can keep up with those who are (in)famous for no apparent reason? Actually, do we really even care?
I thank you, SGM, for increasing my already venerable vocabulary once again. I've been looking to replace the much-used "douchebag" with something just as effective. "Shitweasel" it is.
David "Sons of Hollywood" Weintraub is seriously the douchiest, reality fame-whore out there. He makes Jo de la Rosa look like Princess Grace.
I remember him making a bigger deal over mourning Aaron Spelling's death than son Randy--just to hog the spotlight. Nice friend.
I just love your comments. They are spot on.
jen and judy turned me on to this site, but they never told me it was so educational. shitweasel and skin flute in one post--that's quality journalism! you are my hero.
I caught an episode of Punk'd on channel 5 (don't ask), and Chris Elwood was playing the part of some sort of undercover cop punking the guy from Napoleon Dynomite. Have you seen this?
nice catch!
everyone just keeps moving shows to get more tv-whoredome in
Off-topic: SGM, Rachel Zoe is going to Tweet soon.
http://qik.com/ashton
Off subject, but do u watch Millionaire Matchmaker? OMG! what a bunch of yahoos! No wonder they're single!
Shit weasel is one of the best curse words in the language, love it. Skin flute, shudder. However, there's no mistaking the meaning.
The guy is a douche, but it's Mary's own fault for staying around him. I so want her to do one of those ballet kicks to his face and get a restraining order on his ass, but she probably won't.
Yes, I agree about Millionaire Matchmaker. Patti drives me nuts and then the clients...oy.
I must give credit for shitweasel to the talented Linda at http://www.sundrymourning.com/
I read it there several months ago and it has become a permanent part of my vocab.
Love the visual of Mary giving David a ballet kick to the face!
i went to high school with him. he was always a sleaze
Omg, when can we talk about how freaking Hosea won Top Chef??? Um, how the hell did that crap happen?!
oooo, I HATE David. What kind of loser hangs around, saying hateful things to/ about, fragile recovering addicts? And, more to the point, what kind of loser hangs around Randy Spelling and Sean Stewart?
I hope that something terrible befalls him.