Would you hit any of this: the Top Chef edition
Sunday, November 22, 2009 
The Top Chef final four: Jennifer (who looks so tiny-headed here), Kevin, Brian, Michael
I don't usually pay much attention to Top Chef, but this season is different. All of the chefs are SO GOOD-- you can see it in Tom Colicchio's slitted eyes and glistening lips. I recently watched last week's episode (instead of RHOC, I'll have you know) and these four make me feel tingly on the inside, which leads me to...
Would you get freaky with any of them? (Don't count out Kevin, you superficial bastards!* Even though he's got the Grizzy Adams/Yukon Cornelius thing going on, he's funny and his food would make you happily obese. Also--Jennifer. While I might not switch teams for her, I think she's very attractive. Maybe you would switch teams for her?)
Also, who do you think will win?
Okay, HEAVE HO with your answers.
*For those of you who don't watch Top Chef, you ARE allowed to be superficial bastards in your sexual decisions.
One more thing: for those of you who are going to bitch about spoilers, let me just shush you right now. If Top Chef was that important to you, you would have watched it by now. You know I'm right.
Reader Comments (40)
Kevin's food is my style and i love how sweet he is, i just could not tap that ass. Michael all the way.
Love Top Chef and this season is as great as any of them. Agreed Fabio and Stefan got robbed, robbed, robbed. That Hosea will never be a real winner, he's the worst ever.
I say Kevin for the Win! He stays calm, cooks great shit and it's homey soul food, only better. And he's a nice guy, you just know he's fun to be around.
Now for a romp - again I'll stay with Kevin my man. There's just something so appealing and cozy about him. We'll go to my place, no problem of his living at home with the folks. I want him to pull my hair, ravish me, and leave me for dead - but fix me a killer breakfast in the morning. We'll play barber shop after he does the dishes. Not worried about his experience, I'll teach him everything he needs to know and maybe he has a couple of secret recipes of his own. I'll let you know.....
Gayhooker, Why do you assume we're all much younger than Tom Colicchio? Perhaps I'm looking forward to HIM pushing Me and replacing MY batteries? Hmmmm??
I've had a crush on Kevin all season - it's all about the beard - that fact that his approach to food is simple and clean and not at all uptight doesn't hurt either, nor does the sleeve.
michael can cook for me any time. but please exit after dishes are done.
thank you and goodnight.
grizzly dude would come off better if those pants fit. i know that sounds crazy, but i hate it when guys wear clothes that subtract, not add. the tats look interesting. meh to the rest.
Oh Ann, please don't ruin my fantasy; I picture each and every one of you to be youthful, voluptuous, scandalous blondes with feathered locks of hair......that accurately describes you, right?
Leave the old man chasing to Alexis, Kim, NeNe, and of course, Gretchen.
"..that accurately describes you, right?" Thankfully, not.
Darn.
meh, Im an avid Top Chef fan and I really can't say I would get freaky with anyone. Brian would be an obvious choice, but hes so cold and rigid, so he may be the same way in bed, and them Micheal is kind of a jerk, so noo, he seems like someone who would sleep with you and them ignore you the next day. Jenifer is cute, and last Kevin, well hes a sweetheart so I would prob go with him.
I'm a brunette. What is it always with the "blonde"?
Personally, it has never really mattered. It all feels the same when pulling from behind.
I hope Brian or Kevin wins Top Chef. Brian deserves it most. They are both awesome chefs, but I think Brian is more innovative without losing the delicious factor.
I hope Micheal gets a spin off show Similar to Tabatha's salon makeover gig, where he goes in and abuses the owners and staff of various failing restaraunts, I would pay to watch that.
Jen has handled herself well and with class, and should be proud whatever happens. Her prize will be continuing to work with that mouth wateringly delicious Eric Ripert.
Keh-vin! Love the beard, he's the only one with a personality and his food makes me go "mmm" every time! A beard always wins me and a red beard--score!
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