March Madness: it's not just for annoying old men and face-painters anymore
Sunday, March 16, 2008 
March Madness is for EVERYONE, even fabulous awesome women who may or may not know a lot about it. That is why, my fierce bitches, I am hosting The First Annual SGM High Roller Tournament Pick 'Em Contest!
TO ENTER: email me at scentedglossymagazines@gmail.com by Wednesday and I will send you instructions on how to join my private yahoo fantasy group (sounds dirty, but I swear it has nothing to do with prostitution) in which you can fill out your bracket, easy as can be, and press "submit." **Edit** I'm out of town until Tuesday afternoon--I do have computer access but there may be a bit of a delay in sending you your invitation. Don't fret, I will get it to you in plenty of time.
THE WINNER SHALL RECEIVE: Recognition on this blog as The Supreme High Roller of 2008. Sorry there's no cash involved but I just beat those racketeering and drug trafficking charges and I don't need the FBI on my case again.
WHY YOU SHOULD ENTER:
1) It will give you a chance to bond with your sports-loving man, your sports-loving crush, or just the guy in line behind you at Staples who is wearing a shirt supporting the team you picked to win it all.
2) You will have a legitimate reason to stare at strapping young men being all intense and sweaty. Exhibit A--#25
He'd be on my Free Pass Five if I weren't old enough to be his mother (his very young mother).
3) Dude, it's fun. It really is, even if you don't know anything about basketball. But see here for a brief explanation of the tournament if you feel clueless.
I know you don't come here to read about sports, but indulge your little friend SGM, will you? I promise, it will not interfere with my coverage of The Real Housewives of New York City.
Reader Comments (2)
I am all in!
The reason I love working in the design industry is that it's full of girls and gays who don't talk about basketball or their brackets. Of course, that also means I don't ever meet any straight men so maybe I should check the schedule and head out to the bars during March Madness!