Saturday
Jan192008
Another picture of haggard Pam
Saturday, January 19, 2008 
. . . because someone has to do it. Poor thing is one bar fight (and subsequent lawsuit) away from being that slutty girl I knew in high school who now strips at the place by the airport.
Godspeed, Pam.
Reader Comments (10)
Her breasts look like the heads of two people clambering to escape her hepatitits-ravaged body.
PS: I did not intend to combine "hepatitis" and "tits."
Actually, I think the combo is a stroke of genius. Totally laughing my arse off!
Jeez, she looks rode hard and put away wet. I am not sure if that is rode or road, but I like the phrase either way!
Matt Ufford at http://withleather.com/index.phtml" REL="nofollow">With Leather summarized the male response to Pam Anderson: "You'd think I'd be smart enough to not be attracted to an untalented fake-looking mom with hepatitis in her forties who's been hollowed out all by the dirtiest men in America, but here's my penis, standing firm in its disagreement."
Anon, I can't believe you are cheating on me over here at SGM!
But you're right....
She's a fucking train wreck. I love it.
Mamacita... holy shit, that is the funniest thing... Matt is one dirty boy.
I think, at this point, your Southern friend would pull a "bless her heart" in reference to P.A.
Decorno:
I would be remorseful, but I'm too lost in awe over Matt Ufford's brilliant prose. "...hollowed out all by the dirtiest men in America"--it doesn't get better than that.
Are those boobs getting bigger by the day? Yikes she is lookin bad...