Friday
Feb112011
Now this is more like it
Friday, February 11, 2011 
From Jezebel: Taylor Armstrong is Possibly a Serious Con Artist
They picked up on this whole name discrepancy, plus report a lot of other juicy info--such as the fact that Russell is a convicted felon. Hmmm. I don't see him as faring very well in prison. Anyway, interesting, isn't it? Go read it and report back.
Reader Comments (50)
I just went to Taylor's home page. I believe there has been a "wardrobe malfunction". Check out red dress (you have to wait as slides change). Is that her white bra showing? Very sexy, indeed.
(Ack! You've been back for how long?? Cripes, I gotta lotta catching up to do.)
Anyway anyway anyway, Bravo must be recruiting these criminal types on purpose -- and I mean really seeking them out, like a whole dedicated research department studying bankruptcy & RICO filings, pouring over tax returns that got dinged by the IRS, looking up the license plate numbers of overly-plasticized 40-something women, tuning in the police scanner at all hours.
Last week Bravo reran the second season of RHoOC. Oh, such innocent times.
BLISTERINA! I had to chime in on RHBH.
Another gem. I love the Oscars already but this is gonna make them even more enjoyable.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/19/camille-grammer-cnn-oscar_n_825501.html
You're back!?!? How in blue blazes did I miss that? I. Am. Gleeful.
Honestly, I think I'm going to skip Miami. I'm on Housewives overload...and I love the Housewives. Still trying to process the Shanna/Taylor/CamilleKyle/Kim Debacle. Too much ick.
On a happy note, I feel like I've reconnected with long lost friends. Gush gush. Harvey, I am still waiting on those mauve and country blue window toppers. We southern ladies do so love to sit and admire our window toppers as we drink our sweet tea and eat Lady Fingers stuffed with barbarian cream.
Dear Jo,
I have not yet received your deposit. Please remit $8,200.00 immediately.
Sincerely,
Harvey Millstein, CID
Ok, SGM, myself and all your loyal followers are waiting with bated breathe for the Miami slag fest! My offering is that at least some of them look good, but the ones (read older) look like all the other over injected, duck lipped, skin pulled waaaay too tight freak shows. Sorry, don't mean to be a hater, just saying. What does it take to let these women they, in fact, look hideous, NOT young! Maybe a mirror would help? or watch yourself on TV?
go here (if you dare) http://www.lifeandstylemag.com/
I cant imagine SGM recapping the first episode or first few episodes. Im patiently waiting for the Miami housewives to flip the fuck out and the "CAT LADY WITCH" to put a hex on every last one of them. Then i'll be in a front row seat for SGM blog. LOL
It's Quality not Quanity! (cant wait though)
Tell the truth... the witch mom is the very image of the Plastic surgery Cat lady, no?
No BH Reunion Part Duex recap, No Atlanta Reunion Recap and no Miami preview recap. That's all well and good I guess but I would like a little more attention paid. Sorry SGM, you have a talent and you've got some of us hooked on that. What gives?
Dear Jen,
This isn't a service you paid for. Calm yourself.
My dearest darlings, I am sorry things have not been consistent around here. It is no reflection of how I feel about you. I still have a job (that is sadly not this blog), and this is now a you-get-what-you-get kind of situation here. If you leave, I understand. If you stick around, that's marvelous and I thank you from the bottom of my icy little heart. xxoo
Atlanta and bh part2 were not worth recapping. Nor is miami thus far. Quality not quanity! See u when the shit hits the fan sgm! <3
I am never into these shows the first few episodes or two. I've nothing to say about any of them. Except that is one giant ass necklace Lea has on.
lollololololol. I'm changing my last name to Ford too...
A freebie is like a quickie in that you take what you can and content yourself with the fact that you got it fast or free. I'm tickled that you're even posting again and am happy with the down and dirty, girl.
Thebitchisback!!
Welcome home, you take all the time you need my sweetness. I am (one of) the Goddess(es) to your Charlie Sheen, and together we are rock stars from Mars. Winning!
RHBH was definitely worth your time and attention...reading your recaps post reunion brought a tear to my eye and a thaw to my heart. I watched half of Miami and had to drop out. It's the poor man's Basketball Wives after all, so why waste my time since I am strictly a high brow kind of girl. (Plus the Cuban Elephant Man Mamacita gave me straight-up-eyeswideopen-daymares.)
My Electronic Cigarette Smoking Clairvoyant friend is telling me we will meet again under the tree of RHNY. All hands on deck for that one. Until then my little rodeo clown...
Thanks for this. I have fun time reading. Very pernicious but I don't find it funny.
If shit keeps up you might be doing recaps of WWHL instead! LOL @ her calling in ripping the party crasher a new asshole then hanging up. what a dirty 1000 dollar hooker! Miami is starting to look up.
I'm beside myself with anger and disappointment right now. Tareq and Michelle Salahi are going to be on Celebrity Rehab. What the FUCK is DR. Drew thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These morons are going to ruin it for EVERYONE!! Now Charlie Sheen will NEVER be on this show!!!! Nobody's gonna wanna follow these idiots. The shows going in the shitter fo-sho now. DAMMITTT!!!!
http://www.realitytea.com/2011/03/03/dc-housewives-tareq-michaele-salahi-headed-to-celebrity-rehab/
Creepy Cook, catch me up. I didn't watch all of WWHL, just saw Cristy saying "duh, I gave plenty of money to Lea."
Jen, I am curious to see what the Salahis are on. They're probably not on a damn thing, just want a little more time on camera.
Married to a Chimp, it IS the poor man's Basketball Wives. Every single thing about RH of Miami is recycled (including Elsa's face).
Oh please! They're not on anything. They couldn't afford to be. Assholes. I'm SO pissed at Dr. Kapinsky. What a fucking sell-out. Rachel Uchitel was one thing but now this shit? FUCKING SELLOUT~
And since you brought up Elsa's face? Seriously, what the f is up with that? Did she have an accident? Is there some health issue? She looks like a face transplant patient. If that's from Plastic surgery? Somebody got the shaft bigtime!!!
Yes Jen, that face is truly the stuff of nightmares. I can't believe she's put herself on national TV...I would find it challenging to leave a 8by8 pitch black cell if I were she. Does anyone have any before pictures of her?? Winner winner chicken dinner.
I came straight here when I saw the Salahis were hooking up with The Good Doctor. This may be the last straw for me, Drew has been acting up a lot lately and now it seems our break up is imminent. Ingrate.
Here's the clip from WWHL She ripped her a new asshole then HUNG UP on Andy. LOL
http://www.bravotv.com/watch-what-happens-live/season-4/videos/1000-hooker
Elsa's mom HAS to be the plastic surgery cat lady. She hinted at it being an accident. I believe she used the same back alley surgeon that Priscilla Prestly used.
Dear marriedtoachimp:
I've always wondered: Does your husband have a blog called marriedtoahuman?