What the hell, God?

Top Design, America's Next Top Model and Sarah Palin all airing AT THE SAME TIME? My dvr can only record two shows at a time, and then I can't even watch a third channel in live tv. I have to watch one of the two shows that I'm recording and HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? One show had to be sacrificed, which is just cruel and tragic and WHY, GOD? WHY? Maybe I should be taking this up with Comcast or my time zone, or maybe I just should have gone upstairs to watch the third show on our other tv, but I'm going straight to the top with this one. It's the only way to get shit done, you know?
Anyhow. ANTM was the victim. No offense to Tyra, but the show is on cycle 23 or something and I can read brilliant recaps at Four Four.
I haven't watched Top Design yet, so don't tell me anything. But did you know that Jeff Lewis will be guest judging this season? I can tell you who's the winner in that challenge: WE ARE. I am probably going to lick the tv. Frank recently told me that I am acting a little Mel-ish* in regard to Jeff. I think he's just jealous.
I did watch Sarah Palin, and I am going to probably lose 90% of you here, but I liked her. I thought she was feisty and tough and smart and sincere. It doesn't bother me that her teenage daughter is preggers and that the baby daddy was smacking his gum on stage, but it does bother me that she's pro-life. That alone will prevent me from voting for her, but if McCain and Palin are elected, I won't feel all hell-in-a-handbasket-y. By the way, how trashy did Cindy McCain look? I didn't recognize her at first and thought "whose second wife is that?"
To close out the most political post in the history of this blog, I present to you Frank's butt at Mount Rushmore.
He's the one in the foreground. God bless America, and please don't lick the screen.
*For those of you who do not know, this is a reference to Flight of the Conchords, a hilarious HBO show that will help you to justify your insanely high and unconscionable cable bill.
Reader Comments (26)
Um, a) just somehow saw this post (I think I was in a Fashion Week blur the last two weeks), and b) actually took the time—for the first time ever—to read all the comments. Yowza!
I think Palin's a real-life Bree who is raising her daughter's first-born as her own, but yeah, bitch isn't half bad to look at. Especially when she stands next to that Stepford Wife, Cindy, who looks like a wax figure half melted. My REAL concern though is why I haven't seen a Hills recap. Hello?! Get that computer on the mend, sister:)
Oh and PS I linked to your badass Zoe "Joy killed it shut it down she owns it I die" shiz. BraZILLiant!